WHY did you eat me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? You're f**king INSANE mayor! You shouldn't even BE mayor! You are unworthy of that title!
I am NOT not awesome! I have unlimited awesomeness! I have an awesomeness gland that produces unlimited amounts of awesomeness! I am one of only two people who have one. The other is projectAWESOME.