I love this game so much! Sure, it starts out ruff, but eventually your dogs do your homework so well they leave the teachers barking mad! Sorry about the puns, I'm being serious, I really enjoy this game.
Here's a protip for you: nearby Pokemon (or as the game calls them, POKEYMAN) appear on your phone as cyan squares. Don't let yourself pass up a Pokemon that is literally right in front of you by accident.
You can pause this game by pressing P! Don't kill yourself playing it! When the coffee break shows up, pause and take an actual coffee break. Correction: have some tea, all the caffeine in coffee is unhealthy, and tea is just as good at waking you up, plus it will calm you down. You could also take a quick nap, and that is probably the best option. Oh! You should probably take a bathroom break as well. The point is, you can pause the game and take a break, and you should!
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I was having a conversation with someone about the aliens and decided to transcribe it for you. I removed the parts of the chatlog that were irrelevant and the timestamps.
 "We Become What We Behold"){kind=icon}
 "Mystic Guardians"){kind=icon}
 "Dogs Vs Homework"){kind=icon}
 "That Pokeyman Thing Your Grandkids Are Into"){kind=icon}
 "You Find Yourself In A Room"){kind=icon}
 "Interactive Buddy"){kind=icon}
 "Great Game 1/5"){kind=icon}
 "Tree"){kind=icon}
 "Another Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can"){kind=icon}
 "Obey the Game"){kind=icon}
 "mutate the labrat"){kind=icon}
 "Execution"){kind=icon}
 "You Only Live Once"){kind=icon}
 "Seed"){kind=icon}
 "Dino Run"){kind=icon}
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