These paparazzi are infringing my privacy! And I'm not even famous! I know you want a story for the news, but you aren't going to get one from me! Oh look what's that over there! A tabloid! Go make a story on the propaganda and other junk in that! Aw they already lost interest in that! Why won't these news reporters leave me alone?! I don't even utter a word into the microphone! You would be better off asking someone else for a news story!