I watched a video where somebody actually beat the game. Sadly in that ending you get arrested for defeating sir giant pink lizard. AND HE GETS A FUNERAL! WHEN IF YOU DIE YOU HAVE NO FUNERAL! YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO TELL THE COPS YOU ARE INNOCENT! IN FACT, SHE LOWERS YOUR CHANCES OF COMING OFF CLEAN! SHE SAYS "WE AREN'T EVEN ACTUALLY DATING OFFICER" WHEN YOU SAY "I WAS JUST RESCUING MY GIRLFRIEND!" NOT FAIR!
I started making a bunch of cans with chickens named after things and people I hate. This is how far I have gotten: pookies, preps, Raichu, Arbok, Gary Oak, Monsters, Radishes, n00bs, and spikes.
I love how the videos fully immerse yourself in the experience of being a player in the soccer team! I love how it plays in first person, making the experience even more realistic! I am glad I found this game! It is one of the best I have ever played!
I gave him a few tiny drops of cranberry juice, filled it almost the rest of the way with vodka, but left a tiny bit of space and added a few ice cubes, and he LOVED it! He said: Mon Dieu! Vive l'amour! Je t'adore!!! which translates to: My God! Vive l'amour! I adore you!!! Vive l'amour must be what he is calling the drink I gave him... Right? Feel free to use that recipe yourself!
Wait a minute... if everything that happened before will happen again.. that means... WE ARE CAUGHT IN A TIME LOOP! And it's all because some goo ate a time machine!
When I try to use the towntele thing to warp to my pocket town, I get killed "for my safety". Good thing I have a homestone there. At least I can select respawn home, or use the telepad to the pocket universe to get there. Still, I would like it if you would fix the towntele from killing me when I try to use it to go to my pocket town Pikachuville.
Well at least you tried... that's why I am giving you a 2/5 instead of a 1/5. I mean, some people put no real effort into their games. I can tell you put some effort into this. See I also take the effort into account. If I can tell they put hard work into what they make, even if the outcome isn't as desired, I give them a higher rating because they actually tried. If they didn't even TRY to do it right, they are rated accordingly. That is the reason you got that rating.
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