“Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.” – Thump

Welcome to the brand new OP (overly retarded) segment! Where I share some of the most retarded shit in OP!

richyman55: nooo
richyman55: ill u something ok
richyman55: pizza/

zombiesniper18: nah im not annoying
zombiesniper18: people i know is weird not me
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BDOG123456d: i will win ww3
BDOG123456d: no i will
pizzauber: How so?
BDOG123456d: i will kill everyone
pizzauber: How will you accomplish such a feat?
BDOG123456d: whatever
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martyn898: uber i am not disabled i can walk fine
pizzauber: That literally made me chuckle in real life
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martyn898: swat i may live in scotladn born and raised but i dont drink alcoholic beer wear kiolts or play the bagpipes or eat haggis
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Cell_Dweller: Mental disabilities are rough, I see.
zombiesniper18: cell, uber SHUT yo ****in mouths
zombiesniper18: and leave marty aloen
martyn898: i have no mental disabilities
Cell_Dweller: Autism counts, you liar.
martyn898: i have none of that either
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Cell_Dweller: Sometimes the low hanging fruit is the juiciest.
zombiesniper18: lets all marry strippers
martyn898: i never seen a stripper
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black_hammer123: you masturbate
pizzauber: black_hammer123: you masturbate
pizzauber: Oh, my. Things are starting to get steamy.
black_hammer123: im a dude why would i masturbate
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AlphaPT: imagine
AlphaPT: that in two months time
AlphaPT: the biggest thing on internet porn was baked goods while “performing”
AlphaPT: you would always wonder for the rest of your life
AlphaPT: if that started because of this conversation
AlphaPT: and would never be sure