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War of the Web

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Jun. 24, 2016

Rating: 1

What about me? :P

Swords and Souls

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Jun. 23, 2016

Rating: 2

All of these apples could be used to solve world hunger. Instead this guy is dodging, slashing, and throwing at them at enemies. 5/5

Stick War 2

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Dec. 16, 2015

Rating: 2

I agree. The first one is WAYYY better. This one isn't as fun.

Just Trolling

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Oct. 01, 2014

Rating: 5

Here's your haiku! 初しぐれ猿も小蓑をほしげ也 はつしぐれさるもこみのをほしげなり

KongreTube

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Sep. 10, 2014

Rating: -6

Needs to be updated. Doesn't get, sometimes, half the videos YouTuber's upload.

War of the Web

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Jul. 19, 2014

Rating: -15

For some reason, it's very laggy on my new laptop. screw windows 8

Idle Mine EX

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Jul. 18, 2014

Rating: -1

Won't load, -50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/5.

Idle Mine

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Jul. 18, 2014

Rating: 1

If you keep mining a mine that you one-shot, your odds of finding a gem would be increased, right?

War of the Web

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May. 30, 2014

Rating: -4

When I get my laptop in July I'll take down Fan.

War of the Web

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May. 30, 2014

Rating: -3

Thirdy, you aren't crap. Apparently you're new to this game, because you don't know who I am. I guess I'll just take care of you.

War of the Web

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: -1

Would you like to bet that I can't make a difference? I'm willing to place a wager. Maybe you can join my cause.

War of the Web

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: 0

The current high score for coin produced is 476,180,459, held by whoop. If you have 13 level 9 cities, you produce 585 coin a turn. If you wanted to beat that high score. you would have to spend 813,983 turns producing coin with all level 9 cities. If you were to use all your turns doing that, logging on every 30 minutes for your 300 coins, it'd take 13566 hours. That's about 565 hours, which is about a year and a half. That's ALOT of time, and that's not even counting her being offline. Damn. The game's only been out since 2012. So I'd like to commend Whoop for this, because this is an amazing accomplishment.

War of the Web

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: 2

Jiggmin said they would develop a mobile version of this game, of which I am very exited about. I am willing to help fund it, because I have some money to blow. But I want to know if the other WotW members agree. So, what do you guys say?

War of the Web

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: -2

I want peace. I really do. But I have some demands. Here are my demands: 1. Fan can't research for Kong. All research shall go to Jiggs. 2. No killing newbies, unless they attack you first. 3. Protect other Jiggs members when needed. Really, these are pretty much my only demands as of right now. I just want Jiggs to have glory, as all other sites have become corrupted with evil. Fan, I really do need your help, and you are the best player as of right now. We can accomplish so much together. So, my offer stands. Either you meet my demands and join my cause, or I murder your face.

War of the Web

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: -2

July is only a month away, Fan. You'd better get ready for the onslaught.

War of the Web

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May. 29, 2014

Rating: -3

You must have either been 1. new to this game, or 2. born under a rock, to not know who Fan is.

War of the Web

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May. 28, 2014

Rating: -4

So I suggest you join the cause. Because if you don't you'll be trampled like a baby left on my porch at 3 in the morning.

War of the Web

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May. 28, 2014

Rating: -4

Fan, as much as you hate it, either join us or we will trample over you. I have a list of every account under your I.P. And I assure you, I have over 3x more accounts than you do ready for war. You may see this account empty, but I assure you, my name is not empty.

War of the Web

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May. 28, 2014

Rating: -3

pizzauber: I'm gonnna murder Fan. Fan: I can't have people seeing this! I'd better get on 10 alts and downrate this so people have to press the "show" button! Muahahahaa! I imagine that his mom hears him laughing maniacally and goes to his dad and saying, "Honey, where did we go wrong?" And then his dad's some sort of secret FBI agent that is cracking down on his mom's pot usage. That's how I see this conundrum playing out in my head.

War of the Web

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May. 27, 2014

Rating: -9

The only way to defeat Fan is to spend more time than him on this crap. I, having less of a life than everyone here put together, am apparently the only one that can not only stop Fan and other 12 year old from pulling shit from their ass craters, will shove said feces right back up their asses.

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