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Hanna in a Choppa 2

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May. 10, 2013

Rating: -1

Interesting game..but the controls (especially for the jet pack) are awful. And why is the "easy" badge considered easy. Level 7 almost merits a medium badge with those idiotic mushrooms that send you into choas.

Turbo Rally

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May. 02, 2013

Rating: 5

The graphics are awesome and the gameplay is enjoyable....but, those other damn cars. I feel like I'm doing the Grand Prix through a retirement community in West Palm Beach. 4/5

Super Duck Punch!

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Mar. 23, 2013

Rating: 0

This game definitely answers the one question that has tortured me for what feels like eons and eons. "How would you maintain such a SWEEET old-timey moustache while 100 midget horses, 75 li'l hippos, 1 giant hamster and a giraffe with a hydra's body came charging at you?

Caesar's Day Off

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Feb. 08, 2013

Rating: -6

Oh great! I just gave a "thumbs up" to the Indy 4 movie and now those two Hollywood chode-munchers are at my party. I'll probably get a Exclusive Special Deluxe 3-D Box Set of the Prequels from ol' gizzard-chin George Lucas himself.

Berzerk Ball 2

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Dec. 20, 2012

Rating: 4

Where are the momentum building features like the fire-flies or those "rock 'em-sock 'em" mega-robots that pummeled some nerd-a$$ into orbit? This game added plenty of bells and whistles, but, extracted one major ingredient that made the first 'Berzerk' game so much fun. Namely, keeping the nerd in the air!

Icy Gifts 2

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Dec. 17, 2012

Rating: 2

I really enjoyed this. True, it wasn't ridiculously challenging, but sometimes it's just nice to chill back and have fun wasting a li'l time and picking up some easy points. Keep it going with a future one. 5/5.

Into Space 2

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Nov. 30, 2012

Rating: 10

You guys made a great game with real good re-playability, but, HOT DAMN(!), what is up with choking all the flying space with random obstruction? Even the early $$-making missions are bizarrely difficult with a random blimp sitting right on top of an objective. Get around to releasing Into Space III...but, calm down with the insane amount of hair-pulling objects in the way. 5/5.

Wrestle Jump

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Nov. 21, 2012

Rating: 1

You spin me right-round, baby, right-round, like a record, baby, round round ro-OW MY F#$KING HEAD!!

American Racing

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Nov. 02, 2012

Rating: 1

Just....no. Look, the racing in the game is entertaining and I can tell that some time has been put into it, but there is no way you are going to tell me that this game was tested before release. I'm attempting the "custard pie" run (50 pies for gold) and it is pure ridiculous randomness. A cluster or overlapping pies followed by.....nothing....followed by a cluster of overlapping pies. A nice looking game without logic is just a "nice looking game". Also, the wind-up for your boost is pitifully snail-paced. Awesome if you're at the end of the pack, but by the time you're in the front 5 cars, why even bother.

American Racing

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Oct. 29, 2012

Rating: 1

This is a decent game, yet the element of reverberation with the road is kind of distracting and creates a lack of control with my car. At times it's unnecessarily chaotic and I find my car shaking itself into a situation I don't want to be in...and judging by the criticisms about the slalom, I'm gonna stop playing before I try it and end up punching puppies and kittens. 3/5--pre-slalom.

IntoSpace!

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Oct. 12, 2012

Rating: 0

DKW001, I actually have to agree with you. I have literally EVERYTHING cranked to their highest ability-engine, boosters, hull...and all the bottom attributes-and yet after numerous times, I've actually found the power-ups to barely even enhance your abilities against random colliding things. A weather balloon inches away here, a boost structure there...*slam!* I'll give it 2/5. Good thing is that game features were improved in Into Space 2.

CycloManiacs 2

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Aug. 16, 2012

Rating: 0

Wow! This game has almost as many negative comments as positive. The people "thumbing down" most of the negativity must be getting Carpel Tunnel Syndrome. Is that maybe because pointless features like a "boost" that actually does nothing and the fact that you crash too easily ruin this knuckleheaded waste of a game. Now, thumb down my comment and enjoy your Carpel Tunnel.

Running Fred

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Jul. 31, 2012

Rating: 4

Dude! This game is absolutely brutal on a variety of levels. Some of the obstacles are impossible to forego and after a while the gameplay becomes monotonous. What is the point of picking up gold coins if "trial and error" makes it not worth it. The graphics are great...but, it's like being stuck in a CGI'd turd-throwing contest.

Effing Worms 2

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Jul. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

Dear god! The next Effing Worms should include the Sears Tower, The Eiffel Tower and the Colosseum in Rome. Lord knows, I'm large enough to swallow those things!

You Have To Burn The Rope

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Jul. 02, 2012

Rating: -4

Easy 5 points. Thanks, guys!

Psychout

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Jun. 15, 2012

Rating: 4

IMPORTANT! READ!! If any of you guys finish the game and are thinking "Where the hell is my badge", just refresh the Kongregate page and you'll see that 15 pts has been removed from your next level up.

Psychout

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Jun. 07, 2012

Rating: -1

Watching the walkthrough is hilarious. Looks pretty easy...until you actually have to deal with buttons that stick like crazy or cause an extra jump into a bed of spikes. It's still a fun game.

Sands of the Coliseum

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Jun. 03, 2012

Rating: 0

Are you not entertained?!!! ARE YOUUUU NOT ENTERTAAAAAINED?!!!!!!! (i was semi-entertained.....3/5)

Boom Town

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May. 20, 2012

Rating: 3

Yup, nothing says "come live in my beautifully constructed town" like turning the whole area into the surface of the moon. The games a decent time-waster, but a little "meh" for my tastes. Of course, Kongregate still kicks azz.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 18, 2012

Rating: 2

Usually, I'd drop by a Kohls or a Target, but hey, some guys are REALLY attached to their wallets.

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