Platformer27's Comments

Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

Im pretty sure a Viking's axe wouldn't just "Bounce" off of a sharks head.....

Jul. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

I would love a job as a guy going to work smashing turtles. Seriously.

Jul. 29, 2011

Rating: 5

Those F.u.c.k.i.n.g agents and their pistols.... THEY REALLY KILL THE MOOD.

Jul. 29, 2011

Rating: 4

Well, God, why would more people come in the city if there are already like 50 zombies there? I mean COME ON.

Jul. 29, 2011

Rating: 50

Please don't cry, Mom, all I did was burn down our hoouse, shot dad, run over the dog, assassinate the president, got somebody pregnant, robbed a bank, and started smoking pot. Like she'll take that well. -.-

Jul. 29, 2011

Rating: 0

There should be a badge for wasting you time and playing this "Fail" game.

Jul. 29, 2011

Rating: 2

The Nyan cat is on a rampage! Hurry and tell Mr. Sun!! XD

Jul. 26, 2011

Rating: -1

They need to have some badges, like, FaultLiner where you connect like 100 or more ends.

Jul. 22, 2011

Rating: 1

Ha! I hit a mine dropped by a helicopter as soon as i was on the ramp and i flew over 2 stacks of coins hit the helicopter and landed on 4 police cars. :D RAMPAGE!!!!!!

Jul. 22, 2011

Rating: 2

Lol I bumped into the behind of a cop car and made it hit the cop on the street XD

Jul. 19, 2011

Rating: 2

Err.... there's a giant flying fish with a pitchfork in the sky..... KILL IT!!!!

Jul. 15, 2011

Rating: -31

Nice game and all, but the energy thing and skill points kinda gets on your nerves. I mean you only get to play for like 20 minutes and then you spend all your money on a mist potion which isn't even worth the price. Not including your skill points which enable you to attack with skills like 10 times and then you either wait 24 hours for it to regenerate or you spend all your money on a fairy dust so you can attack another 5 monsters... I mean COME ON!!!

Jul. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

HOPE THIS HELPS!!!!!

Jul. 14, 2011

Rating: 32

worm + earth = beetle fire + grass = tobacco beetle + sand = scorpion tobacco + paper = cigarette wood + water = boat cart + beast = chariot hunter + beast = meat + wool + blood human + clay = ceramics human + stone = hut stone + plankton = shell shell + stone = limestone limestone + clay = cement tools + wool = fabric human + beast = domesticated animal life + tree = treant weeds + earth = mushroom water + cement = concrete concrete + bricks = house fish + beast = dolphin wood + boat = ship oil + cart = car car + air = airplane fabric + human = clothes air + worm = butterfly 100. storm + bird = thunderbird glass + house = skyscraper domestic animal + grass = milk + fertilizer limestone + fertilizer = saltpeter saltpeter + sulfur = gunpowder weapon + gunpowder = firearm ship + fabric = frigate ship + steam engine = steamship

Jul. 14, 2011

Rating: 69

metal + tools = weapons weapons + man = hunter hunter + weapons = warrior warrior + dragon = hero + blood blood + human = vampire fire + clay = bricks tools + reed = paper bird + hunter = meat + feather + blood tree + tool = wood feather + paper = book swamp + bacteria = worm + sulfur tree + fire = ash + ash + coal coal + boiler = steam-engine human + alcohol = alcoholic sand + worm = snake snake + water = fish water + coal = oil plankton + fish = whale snake + tools = poison poison + weapon = poisoned weapon poisoned weapon + human = assassin wood + tool = wheel earth + tools = field field + seeds = wheat wheat + stone = flour flour + water = dough dough + fire = bread bread + alcohol = beer sand + egg = turtle swamp + egg = lizard wood + wheel = cart cart + steam engine = locomotive bird + fire = phoenix lizard + earth = beast beast + vampire = werewolf

Jul. 14, 2011

Rating: 18

earth + fire = lava air + earth = dust air + fire = energy energy + air = storm fire + dust = ash lava + air = stone fire + stone = metal water + stone = sand energy + metal = electricity water + air = steam metal + steam = boiler fire + sand = glass water + earth = swamp fire + water = alcohol swamp + sand = clay swamp + energy = life alcohol + water = vodka water + life = weeds swamp + life = bacteria swamp + weeds = moss earth + moss = grass swamp + grass = reed water + bacteria = plankton life + sand = seeds life + ash = ghost life + stone = egg egg + earth = dinosaur dinosaur + fire = dragon air + egg = bird swamp + moss = fern clay + life = golem golem + life = human human + fire = corpse human + human = sex life + corpse = zombie zombie + corpse = ghoul human + energy = wizard wizard + energy = demigod seed + earth = tree human + metal = tools

Jul. 12, 2011

Rating: -3

The severely dissapointing lack of badges for this amazing game makes it much less appealing to my natural gaming senses.

Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: -18

Help guys!!! I can't figure out how to advance my class! My Ranger is level 16 and you have to be at least level 10 to become Marks Man, but I can't figure out how to do it!!! D: D: D:

Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: -23

Well shit, I didn't know horses had wings....

Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: 5

You get your prize according to class XD