I like some of the subtle life lessons put forth in this:
Any girl can get any guy she wants. Happiness is achieved via flowers, diamonds and chocolate. Girls know exactly what type of guy they're looking for when it comes to looks, but have no clue when it comes to personality/skill abilities. If you're into bald dudes you're going to miss out on a lot of happiness because they show up later. All other women are out there trying to steal your boyfriend/lover.
I also like the subtle theft of Homer's "hey there blimpy boy" song for the main theme.
Nothing like an impossible badge based on overcoming awful controls. Here's an idea let people use the number pad so they can have access to diagonals or remove the phantom momentum you added in the keyboard section for absolutely no reason.
too bad there's no 0 rating
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