I liked the game but it lacked the wit and humor of your previous games.
I think it has potential in the future. You could add Space as a dialogue skip or to speed it along so that there are less complains. Or a skip button.
Other than that, story was a bit flat and stale compared to your usual creativity. Still, somewhat enjoyable.
I rarely compliment a game or the developer, but this game is quite an achievement. From the artwork, to the story, to the silliness, I cannot find one bad thing to say. The lack of the map reminds me of those old RPGs that are like if you want to win, you better earn it and explore everywhere.
Well done.
Well, I understand... the premise of this game. I'm totally that dick customer who you didn't put even sprinkles so you for 4/5 stars on Google.
I'm still going to do it.
Guys, it's an infinity chip! Long ago... six chips were made by IBM with the power of all the universal forces inside them. The Microsoft Chip... frustrates users with unending paper clip messages asking if they need help, the Apple chip... makes everything you buy overpriced and secretly you support child slavery, the Dell chip... that chip that's really old and most people don't know what it is, the HP chip... it's shit but you really need to get through college, the Lenova chip... it's quite reasonable priced and decent... and the Linux Chip... basically what freedom tastes like.
When all six chips come together... they grant the user unlimited processing speed... which will all likely be used towards porn.
The Blavengers... just a bunch of nerds who rule the world.
I think we know why she's going to hell. All this petty theft.
Lesson to be learned: Don't steal to harvest souls meant for hell.
Hint: You found the Deadly 7 Sins.
Next episode needs to have Dregg and the Whimchester brothers solving mysteries in a van with their faithful mutt. They'll finally break the mystery behind Dregg's hatred of the Post Office... and reveal his past calling as a postal worker. It all makes sense now.
Creative but poor game design. Why is the left click the option to jump and draw? This inflates the difficulty and makes it more annoying than a convention game design. Vote up if you think this game should be a shame of Kongregate, not a featured badge of the day.
A very creative story, indeed! :D