.... Do I look asian to you? DO I LOOK LIKE AN ASIAN? WELL DO I!? THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE. IT'S LIKE THE ASIANS TOOK THE IMPOSSIBLE GAME AND GAVE IT STEROIDS.
"whoa! no, sage don't play find the magic pickle with kids lil' kids!"
"find the magic pickle?"
or
"i hate that game."
and then my joygasm made me think lol after several minutes of contemplation.
"papa," he said, "why were all the ships attacking you?" "i have no clue son." but why were all the ships going in one direction?" "...," pop says, "shut up and play your video games"
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