Customer: "I woke up and realized I was too weak to take on the monster."
Me: "Oh...can I have my Halberd back then?"
Customer: "Uh...no because I...lost it."
Me: "...right."
Just verified it: If you choose Virus and call your disease President Madagascar Assassin, then you will start in Madagascar! That's why the Impossible badge has that name! Like this and keep it alive!
I absolutely love the fact that you can use the schools to train up your people until they're Level 10 in everything, and then send 5 perfect people into an "Impossible" city. Makes the game so much better.
I am pissed. Legitimately pissed. Who in their right mind would pay money to play a game on the INTERNET? I'm not going to buy "tokens" just so I can improve my fake store for 50% off.
To beat the second boss, stay as far away as possible when the circles are around his ship. It makes it easier to dodge them when they fly out. Zoom in close and shoot at him, then dodge the circles when they come back in. Repeat.
I agree with the theory that Dave is a ghost. He's not in the list of students on the computer. Neither is your character, but that makes sense considering you've only been in the school for a week.
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