OMG A POPE!!! A POPE!!!! It would say "you need to send popelady a pope teeshirt so she can wear it when out and about and people can say "ohh tehre is popelady" "
Well in the transdimentional makup of the univese, the dogs are both in and out of the area they are suposed to be in at the same time as they are simply photons of light reflected from a inamiate object.