doctor: sorry sir but I am afraid you will never have kids, man: why is that , :doctor: well it might be because below your waist has been in acid so that could be a possibility or its because your very ugly, doctor: x doctor thinks x, doctor: I am going with your ugly, man: x runs away in shame while crying x, doctor: x eats a corn dog x
doctor: sorry sir it seems you have no brain, man: why would you think that, doctor: well first of all your face was cut of and your head was cut in half, man: x top of head slides of x, man: nooooooo!