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Sands of the Coliseum

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Jul. 20, 2015

Rating: -7

This game is as insulting as it is stupid. After 6 long disappointing months of indisputably pathetic gameplay in this last minute amateur hoax, nineteen thousand wins later my team remains absent the ability to beat the best of rome, not even being the most difficult town I now see. So not only are the creators air headed enough to believe that a gladiator carries 8 spears into battle and comes back from the dead, but they have the decadence to withhold victory in rome after 19000 battles as if a gladiator that skilled couldn't hold a sword. I don't know why my gladiator started to miss his target all of the sudden when the target was bigger and badder and, logically, easier to hit in rome after he never missed his target 19000 times, but then, I realize, this sad slump rancid shit is an intimate reflection of its hopelessly redundant publishers. I mean really "berzerk?" Its berserk you unlettered cattle. Learn... something.

Reactance

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Mar. 31, 2015

Rating: -6

somebody tell kongregate to chill down with the practical jokes and put something legitimate in play for a change.

Reactance

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Mar. 31, 2015

Rating: -5

i wonder how many people fell for that last one. what a joke...

The Last Stand 2

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Mar. 27, 2015

Rating: -10

why did they even bother to make it. i mean its just horrible. Ive got 99 problems and they're all in one. i guess i can thank the creators for putting all of my problems in one game, but being thankful for pong is not okay in todays day and age. altogether, I'm disgusted with the absolute lack of effort put forth in the making. my characters die instantly from zombies running with microphones. REALLY? id like to think that i myself would survive a blunt blow from a microphone, and not get disembowed upon contact. I'm glad they didn't have to incorporate the sun in this game because they'd probably make it a triangle. its safe to say these people have absolutely no life experience outside of the basement (ironically one of the environments was a basement).

Sands of the Coliseum

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Mar. 15, 2015

Rating: 3

I'm thinking there should be a sell all button for inventory. that would be incredibly convenient. Also my shield guys are having trouble retaliating directly after contact is made with their shield via the enemy. it seems to work fine in multiplayer, but when fighting AI even if i have three shielders that do nothing but block, they block but they do not retaliate. Lastly, the AI on my team does do some stupid stuff. they go berserk 3 times then use an armor break when there is 1 hp left for armor. sometimes they'll cut the leg off of someone who has the throwing ability net somebody thats already netted. small things like that can be annoying. anyway, I'm lvl 28 in the world for the game as of right now, i like it a lot, but these are just some things to consider. thx.

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