sekialokeni:
The Brazilians are on TFM because the world cup is going on! And I find it stupid that you imply that Brazilians are the only ones who say things like that.
I believe monkeys fight the bloons because they are headed toward a destructive superweapon, that the monkeys need time to stop. The bloons are powered by BLOONTONIUM after all.
Enemy General: "Alright troops! you are tasked with driving your exploding tanks into the base over there!"
Enemy Soldier: "Sir, our tanks have guns, why don't we just shoot that base up?"
Enemy General: "THAT'S AN ORDER MAGGOT!!!"
Hmmm, how about the ability to play as different rodents? The Mouse could be the all-round character, The Rat could be slow and have a lame jump; yet be resistant to being knocked around. The Bunny could be the opposite of the rat.