To the tune of "I like trains"
I like Turtles!
(I like turtles)
Hey, have you heard of this really cool kid? He's pretty cool but there's somethin' wrong with him. He got a fancy job smacking turtles with a hammer, and when he does he says:
"I hit turtles"
I HIT TURTLES!
(I Hit turtles)
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