2 things: 1: two many comments are just either 'premium content sucks! (optional rant)' or 'Who cares, the game is good and it's worth a 5/5 if there wasn't premium content' 2: I support #2, because it makes more sense, and I don't see a counter argument.
Toss the turtle wasn't even the first launcher game like this. I think kitten cannon was first, but i don't know. yes, toss the turtle was very good and added some to the genre but definitely not the first, or the best.
GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I trudged through an hour of mind numbing boredom, frustration and screaming and THIS is what I get????? I name the guys blue hue 'sadist blue', the bug things 'frustration red' and the gems 'pixel perfectionist purple'