When the outbreak occured, bob was outside of one of the city of poundland's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a thunderbird came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 83677965 people. bob was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the thunderbird. Then, as if in a dream, mum came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her thong, drenching it. Before bob could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the thunderbird, mum sunk her teeth into his anus. He had put up a poster of his mum in his room when he was 7, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the turnip his mum gave him as a two week bumming present, he slowly passed into Zombification.