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MoMiner

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Mar. 31, 2012

Rating: 3

...noo....NOOOO!!! just one inch away from that gold ore!

Batheo

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

wait a second... WHY THE **** DOES EVERY HERO IN TIME WORSHIP GREEK GODS THAT ARE IN A CULTURE MORE THAN 20 YEARS APART!?!?!? (Except for the roman dudes. I understand, by WHY??)

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 5

LOL! When the door to the bathroom wa shut I tried typing "sit on toilet", and the game said that "you quietly try to sit on the toilet with the door closed but your efforts are in vain."

Pirates of the Stupid Seas!

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

When all is done, the ultimate treasure is... LOVE!!! ...mabye I shouldn't have said that in front of treasure hungry adventurers...

Zombies Took My Daughter!

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

...And even though your daoughter was lieing in a very scary pool of blood in front of a zombie, she had carried a gun, and the teenage girl, having never heard the phrase "don't play with fire" and never having been scolded for carrying a gun, was a crack shot who got zombies farther away than you can see.

Zombies Took My Daughter!

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Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 4

Two things- 1. Damn those people in that town must have portable large ammo crates, cuz i saw one guy shoot out of his riot shotgun 30 times total before he left in the subway. 2.If you mute the game, the father goes "Hm, it's strangely silent." LoL!

Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST

Play Kongregate Avatar Creator CONTEST

Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 3

I don't think that the browse through avatars button is supposed to say browser through avatars...

Bunni: How we first met

Play Bunni: How we first met

Mar. 23, 2012

Rating: 4

I was wondering what the apple trees could be used for other than getting cash and stuff from them (I got a legendary mine from one of them!) when I noticed where one of my hungry Bunni workers were going. He gobbled up some of the apples. Now I position my trees next to my workplaces so that I don't have to plant so many gardens. Hope this helps!

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Mar. 21, 2012

Rating: 9

Haha, if you type in "play" with the " marks, the game says "You're an idiot."

Prison Planet

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Mar. 17, 2012

Rating: 5

Considering the fact this is a prison breakout, there was an explosion of the door, and that all the guards can do to stop you from getting out are tase you, it's amazing how not a single one of the prisioners picked up some debris and deflected the stun with that.

Dead Drunk 1.3

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Mar. 16, 2012

Rating: 12

Man I'm thankful this guy didn't encounter anyone on his path home. Wait, what WOULD happen if he found someone on the way home? Just an idea, + this up for the developer to see.

New York Shark

Play New York Shark

Mar. 16, 2012

Rating: 2

Spiderman, Spiderman. Tastes like whatever spiders taste.

Ultimate Assassin 3

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Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: 2

You know you have a great set of guards when you catch them saying after killing an assassin, "I want a prize", "We don't play around", or "I solved the problem!"

And Everything Started to Fall

Play And Everything Started to Fall

Mar. 10, 2012

Rating: 5

2 things: One, i'm probbably one of the few guys who didn't cry at the end. (no, i didn't feel sad, and no, i'm not emotion dead) Two: This game gives a whole new meaning to "swimming in debt".

Dead Drunk 1.3

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Mar. 05, 2012

Rating: 2

I wonder why his path from his office to his home is 1. short, 2. intercepting a part of a brutal army camp.

Dead Drunk 1.3

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Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: 3

when you go really fast (Super jump) on the tank's barrel, you wonder who the hell might be inside the tank who doesn't care if a guy just got skewered on the firing mechanisim and is still alive.

Endless Zombie Rampage 2

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Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: -9

...Wow! The Lazer Cannon uses shotgun shells! Amazing!

Burrito Bison Revenge

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Mar. 03, 2012

Rating: -1

In a world where minatours are peaceful, and when everything in a candy world is made with candy, gummy bears STILL need money to buy things...

The Heist

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Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: 4

Qustion time:If the cops are shooting me, and if i already know from observing that the guns of a police car are designed to hit the tires, then why am i not stopping when i get bombarded with 20 bulets?

The Heist

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Mar. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

Ah, nothing like causing roadside chaos using my slammer on 69 highway with the whole police corp of whatever town this is after me for some 30k money. It's amazing how so much money can be gotten from a jewlery stor using amazingly good decoys and techinican specialists...

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