Wow. Not only do these guys fire those cannons like machine guns, but they deliver their shots so dead accurate... The military needs more guys like this.
*thief steals from store* Me: Ahhh!!! Thief! Guards!! Go that way! No, not to the left! Yes, the ri-No! don't turn now! ke-No, wait you're goo-Hey, Where are you going? *In chaos, Thief gets away without getting close to a guard. In the middle of the store.*