absolutely awful, a ludicrously easy game, with the only hope of redemption being multiple story paths. the artwork is good, but the game itself is a 2/5 for me
a magnificent puzzle game! it was ridiculously easy for some levels, but equally, or more, difficult for some - lvl 29 took perhaps 20-30 minutes? lvl 30... 5 at most. i love these styles of games, and in my opinion there need to be more of these. simply brilliant. well done alex matveev, and everyone who managed to complete it
i laughed so hard at the description of the utility belt perk 'no longer will you have to decide between your rechargeable critter and your Orange Dildo. now you can take ALL your favourite toys to war with you!' lmfao
SO many bugs and glitches. To name a few: when fighting, it comes up with the option to 'go' instead of to 'surrender'; when arriving at a city, it only comes up with the option to 'go' and you infinitely go onwards AWAY from your destination; you can hire the same person as many times as you want (WTF?)
it would be a good game if it wasn't so infuriatingly buggy