Hmmm.. *looks outside, birds and hedgehogs are going at the mushrooms* Heheheh... *Grabs gun* PREPARE TO DIE, SUCKAZ! And they say video games dont teach you anything! ^^
Guy 1: "What're you doing?" Guy 2: "Nothing.." Guy 1: "Really?" Guy 2: "Curiousity killed the cat, Dude. Do you wanna be next?" Guy 1: "Actually I killed the cat in my golden toilet :D Oh and I killed the dog too. Do you wanna be next? :D"
-1: Anyone want to do this with me? -2: No thanks, too busy feeding sushi to my overweight cat ^^ -1: thats sick, thats abuse. -2: Actually, its a game.
Once upon a time there were 3 friends. two were in love, the other got jealous and turned evil and started doing sexy poses outside the castle. since the other two were well-trained knights killed him for doing completely inappropriate stuff :D and now they're dancing around his tombstone :D the end.