I'm done with Kongregate. I have gotten a shiny Kongpanion every single week for the past 20 weeks. I have a total of 77 Kongpanions. But yesterday I didn't waste my time trying for a badge on a broken game, and I'm not going to waste another minute of my life on a Papa's food simulator. Goodbye Kongregate, I hope you have enough of whatever kind of people you're going for. Whoever your target audience is, they don't play video games.
How many times do I have to play this same boring "game" for BOTD? This is at least the third time, but they keep giving it a different name and pretending it's a different game. It can't be a different game, when it's not a game at all.
I can't play this game because I don't use Firefox. I don't use Firefox because they fired their CEO for agreeing with President Obama, which is racist.
I played it on mute, not very hard but pretty tedious. And the game doesn't recognize inputs from the keypad so I have to use 2 hands and press the number keys along the top of the keyboard, which is stupid.
The Hard badge should be an Impossible badge. I've earned a lot of badges. I have 63 Kongpanions. Badges and Kongpanions don't count for much, in most areas of life, but I think they give a little weight to my opinion about badges on Kongregate. And that badge should be an Impossible badge.
Such a brilliant idea when "weak against magic" means "don't bother upgrading your magic". Soooo innovative to match your attack against the enemy's attack, instead of defense having anything to do with it. Battles in 4 stages, one of which is just comparing shields.
SPOILER:
We never get to see the demon of 10,000 souls? Why did I have to walk past all those annoying tables and then click to close the little story?
This game is a lot like Zelda II: The Adventure of Link. Except it's not as fun to play. And the hearts just drift over the enemy's head where you can't get them without taking more damage. And there's not much to walk around and explore.
Enchant your gear with Magic Regeneration. Get free magic points every time you fight. Start from level 0, and constantly use your magic points to transmute your potions into artifacts. Start again with lots of potions.
The tower arrow missions seem to be broken. I just click and click, but no arrows. Then sometimes there's an arrow, and then back to no arrows for 30 seconds.
This is hardly a game at all. It's more like clicking the mouse once and then watching some bright colors. Like a baby's toy, or a cell phone "game" for women.
Why would Ultrachao start another account called God_doG just to spam the same comments about ebola that he already posted with his main account? I guess because his first comment was hidden by vote-downs, but he really wants us to be offended by this game. Too bad we're not.
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