So... Immediately after I start playing, I am pleasantly greeted to a swarm of dialogue, each line being sprouted from a man who looks as if he just woke up.
Highly impractical, and yet, I still see the lust in giving an unrealistic figure battle scars that last forever... Well, potentially. If you don't press the big, red, practically bulging X.
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