Ryoke's Comments

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The Infinite Avoider	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: -1 Since when has originality become the nadir of human existence? Look. If you're going to make something, follow two rules: make it even slightly enjoyable, and make it original. Or you'll get a 1/5. Guess what? I gave you a 1/5.
Porsche Jigsaw Puzzle	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: -1 I can go to puzzle.com and puzzle my heart away. You've got to ask yourself - why would I bother going to Kongregate and playing this piece of crap? Game design and scripting is one thing - knowing that you're making the right type of game is another. Which is why I'm going to go to my car and furthermore break out the unopened puzzle set in my attic. And I will have fifty times greater nostalgia and enjoyment than this game could ever provide. 1/5
Intense car racing	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: 1 This game is as intense as dying of a heart attack while sitting on the toilet. It stinks just as much, too. 1/5.
The Insane Quiz	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 The Insane Quiz! Made by a man who thinks Zelda is a game (It's a franchise), random pictures of poo in the quiz are funny, expects us to know ALL about NFL and Muse, researches poo color, and draws like a fifth grader, no doubt as he's using a mouse to do all his wonderful art. With poo in it. Lots and lots of poo. 1/5
Create a Pokemon town	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 "Images made by Pokemon". That's classic. So is the lack of textures that even go together and having to lay out 200 grass panels just to create a shrubbery. 2/5 just because the concept momentarily fueled my child fantasies.
the smart test	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 Having examined diller's comments and further selection of games, it suddenly dawned on me that this kid is actually five freaking years old. Or he has the mental capacity of a shortcake. Strawberry shortcake. 1/5
Race Against Yourself?!?!?!	Dec. 17, 2009 Rating: 0 Cool stuff there, Bosco. Good - for a tutorial. And that's not saying much. 1/5.
The Come Together Clue Game II	Dec. 15, 2009 Rating: 0 Clue 5: Beard. 4: The answer had a (5) Okay, so he had a beard, so far so good.
Cigarette Killer!	Dec. 14, 2009 Rating: 0 Despite the moralistic message of the game, let's face it, it's crap. No objective, health bar, anything, really. 1/5
Twilight Team Edward	Dec. 02, 2009 Rating: -1 Terrible game is terrible. I mean, I OBVIOUSLY need a hint on how to dress up my cough FAVORITE film character.
SuperStick RPG 3	Dec. 02, 2009 Rating: -2 Alright, one thing. TERRIBLE idle npc banter. TERRIBLE cultural references. You know, because Gigli is obviously in magic stick land. That is all.
SuperStick RPG 3	Dec. 02, 2009 Rating: -1 Retarded eyes much? Ah well, in my books it's a poor game anyway.
Adventure Land	Dec. 01, 2009 Rating: -1 1/5 At least you tried. That's all I care about.
Ethnic Native Costumes	Dec. 01, 2009 Rating: 0 -"Ethnic" costumes? So PC. -OH I LOVE the music. It's the same bar going forever, and ever. - Such costume choice! - This will keep me interested for ages! - Did I mention you get a 1/5?
WTF World	Dec. 01, 2009 Rating: -1 Why, look at all the amazing choices you can make in this game! I think a game as good as this deserves 1/5!
bike game	Dec. 01, 2009 Rating: 0 You know, because Cyclomaniacs is OBVIOUSLY YOURS, and the game is OBVIOUSLY not already on Kongregate.
Indestruct2Tank	Oct. 07, 2009 Rating: 0 Gameplay passable. Story and voice acting is terrible. That's all I can really say.
ef the game	Oct. 06, 2009 Rating: 0 Blatant flOw ripoff. I haven't done the research, but I'm pretty sure you didn't make 100% of this game.

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