Ryoke's Comments

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Larry's Spectacular Adventure	Dec. 23, 2009 Rating: -1 A steaming turd originating from the bowels of a jimmybolt77. Poor plot, limited interactivity, anticlimactic, unspectacular, poorly drawn...why even make a game like this?
Pacman	Dec. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 Flagged. Because it's OBVIOUSLY STOLEN.
Kittens	Dec. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 Go back to lolcats.com from whence you sprung. Srsly.
Too High, Too Low	Dec. 23, 2009 Rating: 0 If this game was a lady, she would be the clueless Asian lady who tries too hard to impress, yet is drab and ugly herself so she could never do so anyway.
Bubble Wrap	Dec. 23, 2009 Rating: -1 Bubble wrap. Five times more fun to do in real life, tops. You know what? I might pop some bubble wrap now in real life. And I'll have FUN doing it.
Mandrill Maze	Dec. 23, 2009 Rating: -4 2/5. The extra star is reminding me of that god-awful (yet so nostalgic) decade called the 1990's, when everything on TV was trying to do the retarded 3D rendering. Music sounds like it's from an Amiga game.
The Red Button	Dec. 22, 2009 Rating: 0 Why can I imagine that AddictingGamer is a snickering obese bed-ridden child who laughs as he posts these talentless games on Kong while he plays with himself? Maybe it has to do with the quality of these games. Because these games are so bad they have to be a joke. They have to. Or we have a 12-year old who thinks his games are AWESOMZ. Either way it's terrifying.
James the Christmas Zebra	Dec. 22, 2009 Rating: 0 sigh Look, this isn't your game. You make crap. Even if someone else let you post this on the site, you're still accounting for someone else's achievements. And that's disgusting, given that it's a poor game anyway.
Avatar	Dec. 22, 2009 Rating: -1 I sense a bed-ridden obese prepubescent child with no talent giggling as he posts this game onto Kongregate filling his face with chocolate chip muffins while he plays with himself. Sorry. That's just the image I get when you post these games, AddictingGamer.
Akaraz	Dec. 22, 2009 Rating: 0 AddictingGamer, corrupting Kongregate one bleeding tumorous growth at a time. I'm guessing at this point it's a hee-larious prank at our expense. People like this need to be banned, srsly.
Kirby's Catastrophe	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: -2 I'm calling Nintendo as we speak. They tell me they're thinking of suing, so I'd get an attorney if I were you.
Chat Fun!	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: -1 Leave. Go back to the fiery pits of youtube from whence you came and rot. For making a game and thinking you're awesome, and then telling people not to criticize it even if it is a terrible piece of crap because it will hurt your feelings. I can chat away in the Kongregate forums whenever I like. Why I would do it for you...I don't know. Nor do I know how you have 235 fans. Seriously.
Find The Silver Coin	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 Look. I'm terrible at making games too. Do you see me posting moronic games on Kongregate? No. Because I know I'll be laughed at and bring down the site's reputation for having good games. You, sir, are a failure. Until you make something original and interesting, you get a 1/5.
Combat	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 'Game created in 1 hour, have fun!' may be the biggest contradictory statement in the history of mankind.
Advanced Eye Detective	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 Why? Why even put a game on Kongregate that you know is going to be a steaming piece of crap? Recognition? Fame? You want to be a part of something? So many games like this are being made and I'm sure I'm not the only person who gets annoyed the hell out of by this.
Auschwitz HOG	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 I agree that making a game based on Auschwitz isn't disgusting or immoral - if you can provide a message, a point, anything to show that it's a bad place. This game has nothing. Auschwitz HOG is just a game based on the fact that one of the signs was stolen recently. That's it. No negative perception of jews, no depiction or commentary. It's not controversy and it's a weak game. 'Nuff said.
Jump	Dec. 21, 2009 Rating: 0 Dull game. Terribly dull game. But I appreciate the effort the creator's gone into making this. Also the hand drawn look is pleasant, no?
Dress up	Dec. 20, 2009 Rating: -1 This should be the WORST game on Kongregate. Even worse than games that don't work. Because that's what the creator deserves.
Phun Fysics Engine	Dec. 20, 2009 Rating: -1 This isn't Phun! And it certainly isn't fun! In fact, there isn't even any physics involved in this game! 1/5!
The Game (of life)	Dec. 20, 2009 Rating: -1 I think someone needs a hug.