I love these graphics and the realistic raptors! Please make a version of this game where you can buy lots of weapons to actually fight the raptors and feel less vulnerable. It just seems like that would be so fun...
The super upgrade doesn't make any sense. It's cost stays at how much money you have, so shouldn't you be able to buy it and end with $0? You have to make it cost 1 more dollar than what you have, not the same thing. It would have been really funny, but this flaw prevented me from laughing.
There's billions of "games" like this. Zero effort was put into it, but it still gets a great rating because people are giving it funny and sarcastic comments. I find it ridiculous.
The only thing I don't like about this game is the lack of control during jumps. I often die because I can't turn while jumping. I know it's only realistic, but if Mario can do it, then this running person should be able to do it too.
Oujee, you should really play the game a little longer before you rate it. You don't need to pay for levels, you can upgrade your falling speed and running speed, and the developer is making more levels. Also, please use at least a little bit of punctuation- it's really killing me...
chimchim930, he wants to earn at least a little bit of pay for his hard work in making this game. Sure, you can try other versions, but if you really like this game and want to support the creator, you would give a few kerds to him to play more levels and encourage him to create more. Just think of it as a donation. You can't just make everything free, because while popularity is important, it doesn't mean anything if it doesn't help you.
Glitch!!! After you win a battle or die, you will go in slow motion. In you go into bullet speed mode during that time then release the spacebar, the enemies will still go very slow but you'll move fast as ever! It's not very useful because you've already won/died, but it's still cool :P
547843, yeah, graphics, sound and music is all there is to a game, isn't there? Sorry I had to say this, but I get really irritated reading all these un-thought out comments. The upgrade system in here is just terrible. I mean, it may be a step higher than getting a damage boost every 3 levels, but it's really uncreative. There needs to be a money system, and some replay value. You don't get the happy feeling of becoming stronger or even more skilled because skill is not required in this game- it's just running around in circles, shooting ships with tons of hp. Levels are long and before, with no creativity, seeing how the enemies come in random groups of the same type. There isn't much special effects to make it interesting either, so this is getting a 2/5 from me.
Um... When I lost, this guy's mouth was still opening and closing really fast and it looked like he wuz chewing my hair. How does a newspaper do that anyways?
The difficulty of these levels should really be increasing more steadily. Level 3 was very hard, but level 4-9 was a piece of cake, until level 10 which I still don't understand. Level 8 was especially easy, and I think it should replace level 3.
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