Wants to be with you and make believe with you. Always.
The Beast
black
mascot
juicy beast
fuzzy
Earned Nov. 12, 2019
16201st earned out of 26275
This oozy airborne beast needs a bath
Moggs
brown
boar
animal
snout
wild
Earned Nov. 10, 2019
22923rd earned out of 23717
Is a boar but ain't no bore, no piggity
Carroll
grey
metal
stinky
receptacle
grouchy
Earned Oct. 17, 2019
19054th earned out of 22523
A garbage can, not a garbage cannot
Tronks
gray
alpafant
Pine
Kartridge
animal
Earned Oct. 07, 2019
8012th earned out of 23492
Built sturdier than a Pine tree, the alpafant lives a trunk-quil life in the forests of Albamare. Check out <a href="https://kon.gg/2MHlrGO" target="new">Pine on Kartridge</a>!
Steven
seagull
white
Flotsam
squawk
aquatic
Earned Sep. 24, 2019
15965th earned out of 23933
Do your part to keep the ocean safe from Flotsam for cute animals like Steven! Check out <a href="https://kon.gg/2l3NnII" target="new">Flotsam on Kartridge</a>!
Mira
yellow
mirror
pretty
reflection
Earned Sep. 16, 2019
9346th earned out of 23560
Raeppa yeht naht resolc eb yam rorrim ni segdab
Molly
nautilus
red
aquatic
ocean
shell
Earned Sep. 10, 2019
17317th earned out of 25581
She smells sea shells by the sea shore
Barb
purple
pie slice
3.1415926
food
sweet
Earned Sep. 03, 2019
16157th earned out of 24685
She and Baron are a perfect pairin'
Nat
white
d20
tabletop
games
dice
rolling
Earned Aug. 26, 2019
6632nd earned out of 25175
Spits crits and big hits
Buck
whitish
tooth
dental
hygiene
Earned Aug. 21, 2019
19176th earned out of 25907
He's got wisdom to spare
Nova
nova
anodyne 2
nano cleaner
white
hero
Kartridge
Earned Aug. 13, 2019
17284th earned out of 24534
Sometimes work sucks, and sometimes it's fantastic, but Nova never gives up. Check out <a href="https://gsght.com/c/WC58c4" target="new">Anodyne 2 on Kartridge</a>!
Bonnie
red
bagpipes
instrument
scotland
honk
Earned Aug. 06, 2019
16262nd earned out of 24296
Likes to pop, loch, and drop it on the high road
Gaetan
gray
mole
animal
digging
blind
Earned Jul. 29, 2019
11087th earned out of 25589
A mol like no other. Please respect the dirt.
Cap
mushroom
purple
cheerful
fungi
Earned Jul. 25, 2019
20023rd earned out of 24839
He understands this reference
Pauly
popsicle
ice lolly
colorful
sweet
food
Earned Jul. 16, 2019
16321st earned out of 25531
This triple threat is always in good humor
Leigh and Tay
orange
lava lamp
hot
machine
Earned Jul. 09, 2019
16360th earned out of 25082
I'll stop the world and melt with you
Kate
white
mayo
instrument
food
condiment
Earned Jul. 01, 2019
12074th earned out of 25186
Not an instrument, but still spreads joy!
Leo
lion
radical
biker
cool
animal
Earned Jun. 24, 2019
11300th earned out of 25680
King of Ride Rock
Harry
t-rex
green
dinosaur
punny
rawr
Earned Jun. 11, 2019
18030th earned out of 24574
You're a lizard, Harry
Pupset
puppet
brown
swords and souls
armor games
Earned Jun. 03, 2019
11656th earned out of 29445
Excellent training like you've Neverseen, no strings attached. <a href="https://gsght.com/c/ai3hig" target="new">Swords & Souls: Neverseen</a>, out now!
Salem
potion
purple
witches
magic
brew
Earned Jun. 02, 2019
25985th earned out of 27208
Skip all the toil and trouble, store-bought is fine
Rebel
demon
white
hell is other demons
Kartridge
Earned May. 24, 2019
23379th earned out of 26682
Hell hath no fury like a demon horned. Get <a href="https://gsght.com/c/nifUDo" target="new">Hell is Other Demons on Kartridge</a> now!
MidasShiny
orange
goldfish
aquatic
ocean
Earned May. 13, 2019
11456th earned out of 27850
Plays it koi, but really wants to be a golden dragon someday
Archie
white
bone
skeleton
museum
Earned May. 07, 2019
17001st earned out of 26128
Is this bone funny, or just a little humerus?
Sir Breadginald
blue
english muffin
food
muffin or death
sweet
Earned Apr. 29, 2019
10590th earned out of 27468
I am the very model of a modern muffin-general
Ollie
purple
animal
aquatic
skate
ray
sea pancake
Earned Apr. 24, 2019
19181st earned out of 26120
Can't figure out if he's goofy or not!
Magnus
black
chess
rook
castle
games
Earned Apr. 16, 2019
18232nd earned out of 27114
Nobody puts Magnus in the corner
Chip
fries
red
salt
food
Earned Apr. 12, 2019
24386th earned out of 27571
He's not poutine, he's just a little salty
Vlad
tufted deer
animal
brown
bitey
Earned Apr. 03, 2019
21482nd earned out of 29123
He's all bite if you're bark
Payton
blue
water
glass
beverage
thirsty
Earned Mar. 28, 2019
23685th earned out of 27974
She's pessimistically optimistic!
Cara
yellow
starfruit
food
fruit
juicy
Earned Mar. 19, 2019
15817th earned out of 27742
Your mind is filled with thoughts of a peaceful farm
QT
cat
animal
redshirt
captain
Earned Mar. 13, 2019
21081st earned out of 26793
Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat
MobyShiny
gray
whale
orca
aquatic
ocean
animal
Earned Mar. 05, 2019
18186th earned out of 30114
Loves to sing with the orcastra
Roy
rainbow
chameleon
animal
colorful
Earned Mar. 02, 2019
26814th earned out of 28319
Comes and goes all the way across the sky
Audrey III
green
venus fly trap
plant
bitey
Earned Feb. 18, 2019
10061st earned out of 27645
Yeah baby, she's got it
Indrid
gray
poodle moth
FlyingCat
insect
shelby
Earned Feb. 14, 2019
23473rd earned out of 28844
I love lamp
Shelby
yellow
lightbulb
glow
electric
Earned Feb. 06, 2019
21515th earned out of 27931
Totes lit and down 4 watt-ever
Linden
peacock
blue
bird
birb
beautiful
Earned Jan. 29, 2019
18766th earned out of 29782
Proudly wears his hearts on his tail
Pinto
piñata
horse
colorful
candy
party
Earned Jan. 23, 2019
21714th earned out of 28594
Full of great surprises, like candy or Greek soldiers
Francis and Alicia
keys
gold
silver
metal
tools
lock
Earned Jan. 20, 2019
25143rd earned out of 26894
This anthem is fiiiiiiiiiire
Skip
green
dumpster
fire
2018
hot mess
happy new year
Earned Jan. 02, 2019
18067th earned out of 28029
Literally a dumpster fire
Jason
blue
water
gravity
concerned
Earned Dec. 20, 2018
22210th earned out of 29913
Bourne to chase waterfalls
Baird
tapir
mammal
space horse
animal
blue
Earned Dec. 12, 2018
22375th earned out of 28136
He nose how to protect you from bad dreams
Kaitlin
otter
brown
animal
aquatic
mammal
Earned Dec. 03, 2018
1714th earned out of 29553
Always on the ball, occasionally off-topic
Malcolm
thundercloud
purple
weather
lightning
rain
Earned Nov. 26, 2018
2329th earned out of 31592
For those about to shock, we salute you
Takeshi
red
green
yellow
peppers
vegetable
food
spicy
Earned Nov. 23, 2018
25685th earned out of 29318
They've been known to give mixed signals
Clawdia
orange
crab
claws
animal
aquatic
Earned Nov. 05, 2018
1221st earned out of 31372
She can be snippy, but doesn't want to be a hermit
KartemisShiny
purple
kartridge
launch day
games
fun
Earned Oct. 29, 2018
2926th earned out of 31526
It's Kartridge!
Redd
black
white
newspaper
information
media
Earned Oct. 19, 2018
25477th earned out of 29960
The bane of spiders big and small
Annie
acorn
brown
nut
seed
Earned Oct. 11, 2018
22648th earned out of 27929
Are you oaky?
Threelium
balloons
three
meownomnom
red
green
blue
Earned Oct. 02, 2018
18535th earned out of 30158
Taking their friendship to new heights!
Nick
red
phoenix
bird
fire
mythical
Earned Sep. 25, 2018
11191st earned out of 28736
A leader, not a follower, he always objects to orders
Sir Oliver
green
slipper
old
comfortable
Earned Sep. 20, 2018
21022nd earned out of 28319
Defends against stubbed toes and cold floors
Dusty
chinchilla
blue
sleepy
animal
FlyingCat
Earned Sep. 11, 2018
13826th earned out of 28460
He puts the chill in chinchilla
Cole
yellow
cauliflower
vegetable
vegan
food
Earned Sep. 03, 2018
720th earned out of 27409
Cruciferous and splendiferous
Plume
purple
quill
writing
feather
Earned Aug. 27, 2018
11996th earned out of 30842
Always brings a pen to a sword fight
Lily
green
lilypad
plant
flower
Earned Aug. 21, 2018
19200th earned out of 29684
Always makes a good impression with Claude
Laurel
gold
trophy
winningest
victory
Earned Aug. 13, 2018
944th earned out of 28537
He is the champion, my friends
Bert
blue
sundae
food
sweet
dessert
Earned Aug. 01, 2018
21293rd earned out of 27903
Everything churned out better than expected
Jasper
kongdog
brown
animal
senior
ears
fancy
Earned Jul. 25, 2018
21642nd earned out of 28339
Three snaggly teeth, two big ears, and one big stink
Bud
red
sled
wood
winter
Earned Jul. 16, 2018
11334th earned out of 30007
A truly rosy Kongpanion
Amber
orange
honey
sweet
food
Earned Jul. 12, 2018
23866th earned out of 30055
It's an honor for you to mead me
Merle
merlion
green
ocean
mythical
singapore
Earned Jul. 02, 2018
9376th earned out of 29320
Part of roar world
Zoroa
blue
bird
animal
vulture
Earned Jun. 26, 2018
18985th earned out of 28989
Carrion my wayward son
Untitled
notebook
yellow
office
curls
Earned Jun. 24, 2018
28460th earned out of 30999
Please note: The spiral curls are a perm
Wanda and Ken
toast
toaster
blue
brown
food
carbs
bread
Earned Jun. 13, 2018
21897th earned out of 30335
A little burnt out. Not sour, though, no matter how you slice it
Pterry
blue
dinosaur
pterodactyl
extinct
Earned Jun. 06, 2018
22485th earned out of 31759
Ptheir spelling is pterrible, but pthey ptry so hard
Heidi
pink
doll
stacked
toy
Earned May. 31, 2018
25729th earned out of 32083
She's just so full of herself
Sir Hiss
snake
green
Kongsnake
boop
cuddly
Earned May. 20, 2018
30275th earned out of 31479
He's really tied to that hat, but he's knot gonna bite
Alfred
medal
gold
shiny
award
Earned May. 12, 2018
28746th earned out of 31263
He has a noble aurum about him
Ruthie
yellow
kongdog
bandana
judgy
Earned May. 01, 2018
19053rd earned out of 32106
This is my caring face <3
Julian
hat
white
cooking
Earned Apr. 17, 2018
17204th earned out of 29402
You'll roux the day you roast him
Kat
gray
wolf
animal
forest
Earned Apr. 15, 2018
34738th earned out of 36703
Please don't harp on about how this isn't actually a cat
Armand
silver
hammer
tool
handy
steel
Earned Mar. 26, 2018
11705th earned out of 31031
He clawed his way up and can handle a maul
Pebbles
brown
rock
corgi
Earned Mar. 19, 2018
11440th earned out of 32616
Created when you combine Earth & Cuteness
Talya
green
fruit
pointy
smelly
Earned Mar. 01, 2018
23791st earned out of 30019
This fruit will steal your heart...and sense of smell
Andrea
blue
bootbirb
minabird
animal
bird
Earned Feb. 19, 2018
11655th earned out of 33609
Her diet is solely of misua, not worms
Emily
skate
ice
green
winter
Earned Feb. 14, 2018
23386th earned out of 32370
Turn down for lutz
Biff
red
boxing glove
punchy
fighter
Earned Jan. 25, 2018
22917th earned out of 28326
His favorite part of this joke is the punch line
Dave
brown
turkey
food
rockstar
Earned Jan. 08, 2018
12219th earned out of 33866
The gobblin' king
Miguelito
brown
lute
musical instrument
Earned Dec. 26, 2017
17450th earned out of 29636
We riffed on a lute of jokes but none of them struck a chord
Beau
purple
grapes
nine
fruit
Earned Dec. 19, 2017
19453rd earned out of 31536
Always a bunch of fun, never wines!
Bub
axolotl
purple
adorbs
aquatic
Earned Dec. 16, 2017
29990th earned out of 32829
This IS my final form
Timmy
clock
red
alarm
mustache
Earned Dec. 10, 2017
28893rd earned out of 30570
He's got hands, but no arms!
Izzy
kongcat
brown
curly ears
Earned Nov. 29, 2017
24700th earned out of 33472
I gotta be honest, I'm stumped
Dwayne
rock
lobster
red
crustacean
Earned Nov. 11, 2017
32468th earned out of 35924
Pass the tanning butter!
Cal
skull
white
dia de los muertos
bone
Earned Oct. 30, 2017
11426th earned out of 33818
Rose from his grave just for you
Luna
blue
moon
celestial
stellar
Earned Oct. 23, 2017
1751st earned out of 33425
It's just a phase
Captain
capybara
brown
cranky
hero
rodent
animal
Earned Oct. 19, 2017
27595th earned out of 35706
He has a Major attitude problem
StanleyShiny
red
maple leaf
canada
Earned Oct. 09, 2017
3213th earned out of 41218
He's proud to leaf in such a cool countreh
Johanna
garden
purple
eggplant
vegetable
Earned Oct. 05, 2017
24029th earned out of 32837
She's more of an awwwbergine
Daniel
plane
white
paper
flight
Earned Sep. 25, 2017
2816th earned out of 34636
Always moving forward, never looking back
Aria
red
panda
animal
smol
Earned Sep. 18, 2017
2058th earned out of 32449
If I'm not smiling, I'm sleeping
Barry
coral
purple
not carl
ocean
fish
Earned Sep. 12, 2017
12766th earned out of 33874
I bereef it's getting a little too warm...
Tom
red
drum
musical instrument
rhythm
Earned Sep. 05, 2017
17130th earned out of 35492
Loves the cymbal things in life
Sasha
white
sushi
food
Japan
Earned Sep. 03, 2017
34051st earned out of 35774
Kelp rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Gizmo
white
kongdog
animal
round
Earned Aug. 24, 2017
25163rd earned out of 33334
His favorite command is roll over
Earl
blue
little
teapot
short
stout
Earned Aug. 14, 2017
11793rd earned out of 32083
Move oolong, nothing to tea here
VictorShiny
blue
ice
chill
four
Earned Aug. 08, 2017
19489th earned out of 35555
Loves tea, vanilla, katsu, and geometry
Robert
bomb
blue
fragger
fuse
Earned Jul. 31, 2017
3357th earned out of 31635
Big boom, big badaboom!
Tyson
animal
gray
pigeon
rock dove
Earned Jul. 28, 2017
26544th earned out of 31582
Always plays it coo'. ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ
Marina
shellfish
purple
pearl
animal
Earned Jul. 19, 2017
25360th earned out of 31893
Harbors a boatload of love
Uncle S.A.M.
fireworks
red
celebration
kaboom
Earned Jul. 08, 2017
32105th earned out of 35973
He's been Roman the skies for 1776 years
Gilbert
rainbow
colorful
proud
respect
Earned Jun. 19, 2017
13328th earned out of 34144
Gilbert is proud of you, no matter who you are
Claude
tasmanian devil
animal
gray
bitey
Earned Jun. 13, 2017
22626th earned out of 34484
Devilishly nice.
Allen
wrench
blue
steel
tool
Earned Jun. 05, 2017
4150th earned out of 34365
My name must be driving you nuts
Zapod Peablebrox
peas
green
vegetable
four
Earned Jun. 01, 2017
27835th earned out of 35386
Don't forget your trowel!
Avi and Avilin
bunnies
orange
blue
Holy2334
Earned Apr. 18, 2017
16912th earned out of 33738
Bunbuns forever!
Nom Chompsky
chocolate
purple
food
egg
Earned Apr. 10, 2017
6056th earned out of 35437
Foiled again
Duncan
donut
pink
food
sprinkles
Earned Apr. 05, 2017
28314th earned out of 35919
Glazed and confused
Michel
banana
yellow
fruit
cool
Earned Mar. 29, 2017
27207th earned out of 40417
I'm not gros, I've got a peel
Taro
brown
animal
hamster
dance
Earned Mar. 20, 2017
13160th earned out of 37748
Loves to 1qN72LEQnaU and be pancake thin
Jazzy and Jeff
boombox
music
grey
machine
Earned Mar. 03, 2017
29818th earned out of 32925
He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
Johnny
fish
vain
blue
animal
Earned Feb. 20, 2017
17178th earned out of 37215
Wanna see me flap my fin really fast?
Lemmy
card
white
spade
angry
Earned Feb. 07, 2017
21518th earned out of 36729
THE ACE OF SPADES
CoconiloShiny
coconut
brown
refreshing
tropical
Earned Jan. 23, 2017
15170th earned out of 38031
The strut. The chill. The legend.
Jules and Verne
travel
green
balloon
gassy
Earned Jan. 18, 2017
26914th earned out of 34893
They have their ups and downs
Jill
flamingo
pink
bird
animal
Earned Jan. 09, 2017
15366th earned out of 35972
Legs on backwards legs on backwards legs on backwards
Petey
starfish
yellow
animal
ocean
Earned Jan. 02, 2017
4644th earned out of 35256
No this is Petey
MMXVI
2016
happy new year
explosion
ugh
Earned Dec. 30, 2016
32924th earned out of 36299
Pretty much a dumpster fire
Sov
holiday
top
blue
sleepy
Earned Dec. 19, 2016
5357th earned out of 36485
Just keep spinning
Pip
chess piece
white
horse
neigh
Earned Dec. 12, 2016
7894th earned out of 37090
One step forward and two steps left
Honks
loud
gold
narcissistic
brass
Earned Oct. 24, 2016
3485th earned out of 35384
Better than Tonks or Donks
Gunther
kongcats
meow
grey
animal
Earned Oct. 03, 2016
5325th earned out of 43690
King of the cats
Dad Yolk
egg
yolk
white
protein
Earned Jul. 24, 2016
40740th earned out of 43576
Narco Pollo Jr
Chase
tornado
clockwise
white
weather
Earned Jul. 11, 2016
11745th earned out of 46023
Picks up friends everywhere it goes
Tubs
kongdog
black
weird sock
animal
Earned Jun. 14, 2016
34017th earned out of 52440
Really likes tubing and pair programming
Tonks
ramen
bowl
red
food
Earned Apr. 22, 2016
41894th earned out of 51542
This is how we redo it
Mouser
blue
animal
rodent
cute
Earned Apr. 02, 2016
45868th earned out of 54955
King of the mice, and generally a pest
Grumpers
duck
sassy
yellow
angry
Earned Jan. 30, 2016
53868th earned out of 61100
Anaheim sure I'll waddle up with some mighty fowl duck puns to fit the bill
U+2744
snow
blue
sky dandruff
Earned Jan. 12, 2016
28297th earned out of 54238
Thinks everyone is a unique unicode snowflake
Orbit
rocket
red
space
transportation
Earned Dec. 31, 2015
42268th earned out of 55425
Really need to space out our puns here
Missy Toe
green
plant
holiday
christmas
Earned Dec. 26, 2015
52763rd earned out of 60279
Uncomfortable with PDA and getting stuck in doorways
kAungbot
kongbot
robot
bleep bloop
grey
Earned Dec. 07, 2015
22069th earned out of 57659
100th Kongpanion! Kongbot gets a blinged out return!
Donks
donkey
blue
sassy
Earned Nov. 23, 2015
12682nd earned out of 54202
This is how we do it
Lambo
sheep
pink
happy
bahhhhh
Earned Nov. 10, 2015
25495th earned out of 54336
The largest hunk of fluff in the galaxy
Oscarbot
robot
not human
seriously a robot
silver
metal
Earned Nov. 01, 2015
53250th earned out of 56782
01100010 01101100 01100101 01100101 01110000
Andrew
halloween
holiday
purple
scary
Earned Oct. 20, 2015
25752nd earned out of 55016
So grim. So cold.
Totes
goat
grey
animal
mysterious legs
Earned Oct. 13, 2015
24330th earned out of 54901
We're gonna need a bigger goat
Carle
butterfly
pink
insect
herbivore
Earned Oct. 01, 2015
37800th earned out of 49922
Hatching from his cocoon, he turned over a new leaf
Strawberry
dinosaur
red
extinct
Earned Sep. 21, 2015
18451st earned out of 51982
Too much time at the gym and is now a little dino sore
Bleu
cheese
blue
animal
cow
Earned Sep. 09, 2015
32774th earned out of 50314
Not in the moooood for your bull
Haans
avocado
green
fruit
guacamole
Earned Aug. 10, 2015
7461st earned out of 58876
You know that's extra, right?
Massive
monster
white
happy
Earned Aug. 04, 2015
31150th earned out of 60817
He's a big happy massive monster and eats only spoiled children
Migraine
watermelon
green
fruit
seedless
Earned Jul. 29, 2015
41356th earned out of 60316
It has a splitting headache
Bones
dragon
green
animal
Earned Jul. 02, 2015
43071st earned out of 60171
Don't get him going on puns he'll just dragon and on
Steve
burrito
food
yellow
calories
Earned May. 11, 2015
7200th earned out of 64226
The origin of Steve will be forever a mystery (60614)
Narco Pollo
animal
yellow
chicken
bird
bockbockbock
Earned Apr. 30, 2015
44797th earned out of 64529
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz... cheep
Jumbo
shrimp
animal
pink
shellfish
Earned Mar. 04, 2015
51919th earned out of 73757
It has a face but no head!
Cecil
animal
platypus
quack
brown
Earned Feb. 28, 2015
66456th earned out of 74748
Has a bill to spare
Cinnamon
sugar glider
grey
marsupial
Earned Feb. 03, 2015
35343rd earned out of 71303
Seriously not a flying squirrel but seriously a flying possum
