good thing we have a skip level feature cause I just stood there and watched as a house went up in flames and I did nothing I didn't save anyone I didn't put it out I didn't collect coins I did nothing
if you wanna look cool then waste your bullets until you have only one bullet then face backwards shoot an enemy make sure you're facing in the opposite direction also make sure it dies and don't move
the words "Gotta collect em all!" that you see when you open the medals menu is a parody of "Gotta catch em all!" (Gotta catch em all! is a pokemon line btw