I understand what you're going for, but this is actually considered the 'penalty kill'. I mean, it's a power play, but your not the one with the man advantage
Not saying it's any better or worse that I'm playing it, but is this really how middle-aged men spend their time?
What do they tell their mother when they're in their parent's basement when the mother yells down to know what's going on?
Oh I know, "MA LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M CREATING MY WIFE!"