I'd like to add, I take pride in having NOT spent enough time on this game to figure out how to defeat the boss. On the contrary, I am ashamed at having played it long enough to beat the challenge. The Juju card is no trophy... it is a stain, a curse, a pox, an eternal taint on my soul. Forever its taunts will echo down the halls of the kongregation.
The most depressing thing that has happened to me (and it happened twice) is that I went to Kongregate to see what the next badge was and it was still this glame (yes, that's a combination of "game" and "lame"). When the game is this easy (and lame, btw) it seems like it takes FOREVER for the next badge to come out. My hopes of finding something new have been crushed like a tiny man underneath a rhythm-based deluge of technicolor cubes of various sizes. Wow. It even sounds lame when you try to describe it.
do you get the feeling that coolio-natio got a badge game bc he knows some1 at kongregate? like tori spelling is only an actor bc of her dad? or pos nicolas cage bc of his uncle? als de kooi van Nicolas een dode luiaard zwanger kreeg zou het geboorte aan dit spel geven is dutch for "if nicolas cage got a dead sloth pregnant it would give birth to this game"
boobs could not redeem this game. del juego tan malo que los pechos no podrían redimirlo is spanish for "the game so bad that boobs could not redeem it
tell the truth, i'm sure friending me won't last long bc kongregate will ban me for outright maliciousness and it will be sweet sweet victory for me to die as a martyr for such a cause. puanteur d'une carcasse morte de paresse is french for stench of a dead sloth carcass
friend me ashrubel. ban coolio-natio. i'm sure there is a language of the world where coolio-natio translates "limp" or "lame" or "stench of a dead sloth carcass"
at the title screen, the stairs above the character should not say, "more great games", it should say, "less great games". Or it should say, "the World Total Gayness Rating has just tripled because of this game." or it should say, "slap is dutch for limp"
this game will haunt your dreams. not like a nightmare. what would you call a dream that is so gay that when you wake up you wished there was a furnace underneath your bed that you could roll over into and die?
the only reason i will not rate this game is because you can't give it less than a zero rating. people, stop complaining about this glitch. go start a new hobby. plant a tree. walk an old lady across the street. find something in your house to recycle. purge yourself of this game and the death-stench that accompanies it..... throw yourself out a window if those other things don't work. throw coolio-niato out the window first. throw him out lots of windows. throw him out the most painful and ruthless windows that exist. find an alternate dimension where there are windows 276 times more painful to be thrown through than anything this universe can conceive of. then throw him through those windows. i am now going to go to the babelfish website to find out how to say "lame" in as many languages as i can to harass this person in future comment boxes.
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