The Global death toll caused by a sharp rise of what seems to be bird carcasses and shrapnel falling from high orbit have reached 2000. In other news, have monkeys gained sentience and now look to over throw us with Superior technology that run on bananas? Our experts with the story.
Who else decided to try this game cause it was the best looking game starting with a one syllable word? Anyway, the trauma this caused will forever haunt me. I was putting my dudes into place, then WAMO, v-somthingarater slames into my dudes ,setting half of my men on fire. Upon seeing this, my men Flee and get brutally gunned down by german machine guns. My poor medic, pinned down in the trenches, is somehow still alive after getting shot four times only to die to a flame-thrower, along with Joe cool, my last remaining gunner.
R.I.P Dave, and the 500 members of his corporation.
--After five years of being the richest man in the world, him and all of his employees died from brain aneurisms, caused by repeated blunt force trauma to the head. No one knows why to this very day--
Boss: Oh god! I hear people like to chat while playing games! well, we cant have that now can we. developer : But sire, people might not make games using our software if we use such a archaic attitude. Boss :*enters thinking pose* *does that thing link does when he opens a chest* IDEA. Lets just annoy the shit out of them making the go out of full screen every turn to type. developer: Genius! Ill get right on it
-Commander- Oh GOD, they are overrunning our defenses! all troops to the inner wall!!! -soldier- I aint doing shit till I get my thirty five gold -commander- What the F*ck! *stabbed by orc* -soldier- Well, off to loot the treasury
I cant play this. When ever I move the hand, My mouse moves offscreen and I can no longre press space without messing up the scroll. fix this, it makes this game unplayable for me
This game is solid fun, but the ability to be the soldier was very enjoyable and is what made the original so unique. I would like to see the return of it in the sequel.
I wish my sniper could go last and strong instead of just strong. You should be able to tell your towers to target the type AND the place in line of balloons.
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Great game, but there is a glitch that BREAKS the game on internet explorer. When you click it INSTANTLY double clicks.
at first it only a minor problem, but EVERY GAME, 10 muinets in you cant build anyting, move anywhere beacuse of it.
Please fix this
This glitch has been around for years and Breaks the game!
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