hey rhysD, good new version with the improved controls. now it's a 3/5, if you could upgrade the physics engine theres no reason not to rate it 4/5 :))
roflmao, the best thing about that shit is that you did not upload an earlier version of the crap, that could have been understood as an offensive to taste.
interesting idea, but there are some serious problem within the game: 1. the soundtrack. eehm, have you ever even watched spoongebob unmuted? sounds like that have nothing in common with the series, so there's no reason to molest people with that crap. 2) there should be a possibility to make the ball/cake/food/whateveritis to stop flying immediatly, that would prevent you from the need to wait for it to end his way through the map for minutes if you can figure out that this won't work within two secs. and 3) some graphics are absolutetly tasteless, e.g. the pink (??) healthbar, the whole backround and the food you shoot. for all those issues i'll only rate it 2/3, could have been a 3/5 or even a 4/5!
i played it 5 seconds. 5 seconds that felt absolutetly endless due to the incredible boringness this game spreads. i even considered to flag it cause it just sucks too hard. this was a pain. terrible. horrible. incredibly awfull. i can't even find enough words for describing how lame those 5 seconds of my life were. i probably will go to the toilet and start vomiting immediatly. if not, i am just going to take a shit and play with the extracts of my intestine. that will be way more fun. this game was no fun. i hope i was able to tell you how i feel about it. if you have at least a little sense of compassion about mankind, please delete this insane crap immediatly. i still feel bad. you made me feel bad. you actually ruined my day. i don't like you for that. thanks.
controlls are different from what mentioned in the instructions, kinda strange. anyway this COULD be a good game, but as the others said, reconfigure the flying physics and solve the problems with the controls. that way only a 2/5, but with some improvements that could become really good!
seriously, i was waiting 3 minutes now for the loading screen to finish. guess what happened? yeah, exactly, it started loading again. 3 minutes waiting more made it -now guess- to start loading again. 1/5, plus i flagged it.
oh my god, guess what happens if you want to deactivate the annoying sound (what you have to do at the beginning of EVERY level): yes, exactly, you jump right into death. horrible, very very horrible!
wow theyfiles, you're pretty much an idiot, aren't you? "it's not stolen, he never said that he made that game, anyway the stickman sam games are the best ". omg, read that twice, what a fantastic logical conclusion