Ragdoll: *gasp* Presents! And they're so big! What's inside this one? Oh. A block of soap. Ooo, I wonder whats in the other! Oh. A piece of coal. Oh! What about this one- Oh. Its a fake halo. What abou- What the- a Riot Shield? A knife? And a christmas tree!? how is that even possible???
Main virus: Yes! I'm the most advanced virus, killed everything, and I've conquered the ENTIRE WORRRRRLD!!! Now to move on to Madagascar to finish! Virus minion: Sir, there are no airports or ships or waterplants there. Main Virus: I don't see point in life anymore...
Cheat codes: venture capital: adds 100k to your funds. cashing in my options: adds 100m to your funds. crash: send all your money back to 0 dollars. send in the clowns: gives everyone clown costumes. reaping the benefits: turns everyone into the grim reaper. stop the silly: removes all costumes. research frenzy: research is completed. catzilla: cats are 3 times larger. moar catz: more cats!
Maybe you could add a relatively nice pack which has something like diffirent cakes, which turn into cake blobs if they're smashed, or pie which makes white stains. Also detergent and All-purpose soap would be nice, because when I recover a ragdoll from fire it looks all hideous and stained. Probably a huge oven that could a) Be smacked on the doll or b) bake the place and set everything on fire! Just some ideas.
Ideas: Rotting apple, rotting, banana, rotting orange (you can feed this stuff to the dolls and they soon lose health) , staff of decay, skull, tooth, bones, decaying body parts, decaying apple (diffirent from rotten apple, but generates flies) fly gun, which shoots flies, increasing the slow damage of a ragdoll. And a decay laser.
You could have pretty interesting machines, like a time machine, which randomly speeds up or reverses time in a radius around it, for example, if it was but near a ragdoll it would revert to a smaller one (one lesst torso, no legs or arms but just hands and feet) or turn it into dust. Or maybe a torture machine where it is a large box, which you can see inside and a razor, lazer, taser, phaser, and saber chop it up. Or even a tennis ball machine (we all know how much they hurt.)