Dragon: Hahah! I've got you cornered! you can grab those swords and ray guns but I'll just roast you! I decide if you live or not! I decide if you will go to the next level! your very LIFE is in my hands!
*Bruuurrrp!*
Dragon:I'll be in the corner with the dunce cap.
Reporter1: We've been chasing this guy for hours!
Reporter2: Well don't give up! We're being paid to be in this lousy game!
Reporter1: But my feet are glitching! The players gonna report us!
Reporter2: Hey look! a magical pokeball that...oh no!
Reporter1:Must...resist...temptation...to...stop...chasing!...
Player: Wowee. They sure love magical antennae.
Squirrel: I say! shall we find petrified acorns at the beach?
Small Squirrel:Sure!
-later-
Squirrel: I say! That fish reared up and bit his head off!
Fish: Strange how we can beach ourselves.
Neat little glitch I've been experiencing: My internet has slowed the game to complete stops where no one moves, no blocks move, and no griefers grief. I build my creations in these time stops so don't despair! If you have glitchy internet thats fine!