At first I was disappointing that you didn't include evolution based morality (something is moral or immoral if it benefits or harms respectively our species as a whole, thus we evolved to have morals as they are evolutionarily advantageous) but I can see why it wasn't included. This is probably the correct answer and then you wouldn't be able to get your final point across (which is a very good point, and a humbling one that I agree is necessary for everyone to learn). Also, who would you even get to argue against Jones? Maybe Richard Dawkins if he wasn't still alive, but then Jones would just lose any arguments he would try to have with him.
Something I noticed: if you get a chain break at above 200k damage, you get 5000 gold no matter how high your chain was. So you would get more gold by purposefully breaking your chain every 200k than getting a 600k chain.
As an avid lucid dreamer, I'm consistently disappointed with what happens (or more accurately, what doesn't happen) within dreams portrayed in most works of fiction like Inception. Still a good game though, 4/5
You're 43 cores short of being able to upgrade everything. Granted, it's impossible to actually use everything, but it would be nice for completion's sake.
"Potion of humor - makes you think you're funny, even if you're not"
"Potion for bad memories - makes you remember then makes you forget again"
"Potion of potions - makes you better at drinking potions"
So.... all you sell is booze?
The tricky controls could be fixed by making it so that the arrow keys jump the arrow to the next section with one press instead of a smooth movement. Perhaps as an optional Easy mode.
There is a way you can "save" your game in case you die. After the game saves you can find the save file by going to (User Name)\AppData\ and search for bitdungeon.sol When you find the file, right click on it and select "Open File Location" or "Properties" to get its file location. Copy the file to another location. Then, when you die, close the game, copy it back, reload save!
The artificial difficulty of being forced to start at lvl 1 when you die is asinine. Until you fix this debilitating flaw, I shall help the internets with a work-around.
Wow, this planet must rotate very slowly. You're obviously traveling along the equator as the sun travels perpendicular to the ground. If this was Earth, the ship would have to travel at over 1000 mph. If the pilot of the ship wanted to play it smart, then he would move further North or South. Hell, if he was at a pole, he wouldn't have to move at all to stay in the light!
Woot! I was able to beat level 26 with 7 dibbles surviving! Take THAT walkthrough! Hint: the trick is to use only the right 6 stones and be very tricky and lucky.
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Hah, never thought of it that way :D