scyld's Comments

...weird.

Oh good, MORE micropurchase driven dregs. And Vidalia? The land of onion..?

Just ANOTHER micropurchase city builder game. The biggest innovation? You can spend up to FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS at once. What a waste of developers' time to make another exploitative mediocre derivative money sink of a game.

Oi, and I paid for this game before it was converted to flash and made free :/

Did anyone else just lose their saved game? I guess it's been updated, but still... ;_;

@ Spudder19: Actually I'm playing it on a laptop right now with just my touch pad. It's not optimal, but I'm used to it by now having gamed with it for a while now.

It would be really nice if the thief got a little love... the artifacts' abilities don't really seem to fit in a theme as nicely as they do for the other characters. Also, the description of the shiruken that pops up at the bottom of the level when you first equip is wrong: it shows the amulet's. Great game though, really love it! :D

I was like, "Oh dinosaur + air clearly will equal bird since birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs." But no. Also, like xmoonx, I was expecting lava + lizard or fire + lizard to make a salamander (a mythological relation here, not a biological one). Still, good fun. 5/5

This was an April Fool's Day joke from a couple years ago, guys...

A game for all those people afflicted with ADD who complain that any game without an explosion every 5 seconds is "too slow" for them, i.e. 75% of Kongregate's users. Still, 3/5, as it's enjoyable enough for a few run throughs.

People are morons if they don't realize that this is a parody of another game, in this case an "art game." It seems like this site has more than its fair share of dull bulbs.

That was awesome. Also, I should point out that the graphix here are far more realistic than the original Passage, not to mention it takes so much less time to open the damn chests and finally die.

All the games that have balloons and monkeys are terribly over-rated. I suppose the kiddies on this site want gratification without much trouble.

Err... 1118... it took me forever to get the boss down >_>; Great one click variant.

Made me nostalgic for MegaZeux, an old text-based game creation system. I don't feel like buying the whole game.

Hahaha, very amusing. Good job.

Annoyingly political, unlike the original one which managed to be witty without it. Now if just feels like a Ron Paul 2012 ad. PS Don't get your hopes up nutcasenightmare, he's still going to lose.

Well, it SHOULD be a little pickier, OR the elements of each target painting should have been made larger. There are plenty of levels in which my picture lacked a number of what we'd consider to be major elements but the game still counts it as a valid solution.

People are idiots for putting spoilers in the reviews when the game gives a complete walkthrough. Does it make them feel better about themselves that they can advertise they completed th game? At any rate, I love this game's atmosphere. There really is something rather creepy about some early 20th century pop culture... 5/5

koobz2142: "Sep. 04, 2009 dude, the earth is WAY bigger than 12000 km around' Well... it's about 40000 km around, so 12000 is a little less than a third of that.