I'm afraid I don't quite get this... I killed an innocent blob through assisted suicide so I could click it and win the game. Oooooookaaaay... I would normally now complain about the profanity, but I probably use it daily as well. The game is way too long though, as I was bored around a third of the way through. I only made it through thanks to sheer patience. I give 1/5 stars for trying to elongate a game that frankly should have been shortened. A LOT!
So some guy who has obviously been Photoshopped is better than an extremely cute dog that reminds me of the last dog I had, Daisy, as well as a group of kids, and... well... I guess it can't get much worse than the other picture, but still, that earring is terribly drawn, and the pirate hat is even worse. Maybe I would be more impressed if your drawing skills were at least up to par on the walrus scale, but seriously. Also, at least put some effort into the words. I mean really, who's better... I don't know because apparently capitalization and question marks are alien creatures. Also, to be perfectly honest, I prepared for awesomeness, but you know what I got? I steaming pile of something I could get out of my clogged up toilet. This is not brillIANT Mr. Spelling, and I will not accept your opinion because while everyone is entitle to their opinion, yours is just plain wrong.
This game is impossibly lame. There are only two levels that aren't even randomized. I mastered the pathways after going through twice. Then comes the fact that after the two levels, the game doesn't end, it drops you back into level one. That's right, the developer didn't even bother to make an ending, and instead made an endlessly repeating two levels. Okay, I'll admit it was a good time waster the first time through, but still. Apparently either the developer has no common sense, or the brain of a two year old. Or both. This game has nothing to do with Sparta, Mr. Capitalization, and you refuse to update as well. The instructions given are terrible too! I already have no life, why do I need to press A? I give this a 1/5 for being simply, honestly terrible.
Sorry for the double post, but I decided to see what happens if you wait for the time to run out. In the end, it goes down to the negatives. The designer clearly expected the player to have enough brain cells to click the guy. I am appalled, however, that they couldn't even make a game over screen.
Diary of my Adventures: Day 1: I see the title screen and cannot read anything on it. Then I watched the opening cutscene, which took too long and gave hardly any information. I started playing and immediately after around one second of button mashing got a score of 1,888,896, which is completely insane because who on Earth devised this point system? I clicked maybe ten times, but I'm being generous. My theory is that someone told a cat that the little thing on a pad is called a mouse, causing the cat to bat it around for a few minutes. Then, exhausted from the play time, took a nap on the keyboard, because what else could have designed this text? I give 2/5. I would give 1/5, but this person's pretty talented for a lazy cat.
Manager: "You're fired!"
Cable Car Driver: "What did I do?"
Manager: "You killed two passengers."
Cable Car Driver: "That doesn't sound so..."
Manager: "... 20 times in a row."
Cable Car Driver: "Oh yeah, but the one alive always kept telling me 'Well done!'"
Manager: "..."
Could someone please explain to me what a yellow circle in a red circle with completely messed up instructions (space to move, LOL) has to do with farting, much less someone being a "farthead?"
Look, I'm sorry, but I just can not get through this game, much less without dying once. The controls are impossibly hard to work with, constantly causing me to die three times in a row without touching the keyboard. So no, I cannot "complete without dead" Mr. or Mrs. Grammar, and asking me to is like asking me to play basketball with my hands uncontrollably shaking every two seconds.
Definitely a good game in my book. I haven't had any issues with lag, and the achievements and extras in-game are keeping me going even beyond the Kongregate badges. The mysterious plot-line and disturbing cliffhanger have allowed me to already begin awaiting part two. 5 stars, and keep up the good work!
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Thanks!! I'm working now as we speak on more levels!!