How to get the first glider in two days: Day 1 - Get 15-17$, and buy accelerate with it. Day 2 - Don't do anything until the first bounce. RIGHT after the first bounce, hold "right". The point is to be always parallel to the water. This will get you 25$ and the 25$ achievement for distance. This will get you enough money for the glider.
This entire game is horrible. The survival mode is the worst. 100 kills on survival isn't possible because of the combos (You can be attacked 7 times because of the extreme recovery time) and the sudden crowd of enemies (7 people at a time! Well thanks!) The pause doesn't even work, and so many other flaws fill me with rage at how awful this game is and how Greg decides to give this trash impossible, unbearable badges. This game makes me with there could be a "garbage games with badges because Greg doesn't bother playing the games before giving them badges" section in our profile. 1/5
It's weird how you take one look at them and can figure out what their disease is if they have a new symptom. Like if someone has jaundice, BAM, I know what it is.
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