shadow1piece

A good friend will come bail u out of jail…
A true friend will be there sitting next to u saying,“damn… We fucked up.”

come to the dark side we have cookies

You’re a great friend but if the zombies chaseus im tripping you
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Meet bob O |
bob tried /|\ |
to steal /\ |
my cookies _| _
haha bob
haha

artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

damaged people are dangerous because they know they can survive

Light travels faster than sound that is why some people may appear smart until u hear them speak

Best friends: They know how you are and still choose to be in public with you :)

You and i are friends
you smile i smile
you cry i cry
you hurt i hurt
you jump off a bridge and a get a paddle and save your dumb ass

I like to kill people in sadistic ways while singing show tunes

The truth hurts, so we lie…

judge me at first glance without giving me a chance, Stereotype me by the things i say or how i look and i’ll prove you wrong in every way

Old enough to know better
Young enough to do it again!

Dont worry, no one dies a virgin because life screws us all

but as human beings sometimes its better to stay in the dark because in the dark there may be fear but there is also hope

you dont have to love me
you dont even need to like me
BUT you will treat me with respect
you know why? cuz im the BOSS

you’ve got enemies?good that means u stood up for something in your life

I make mistakes.
I am out of control and at times
hard to handle,
but if u cant handle
me at my worst than u sure as hell
dont deserve me at my best

with friend ship it doesnt matter how long youve known each other or how many fights u got into what matters is who said,“i’ll be here for you” and proved it