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Relive Your Life

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Jul. 03, 2012

Rating: 5

Is it ony me who finds it hilarious that choosing the wrong toy when your three could cause your entire exisance to be spent doing voodoo?

Bear Naked

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Jun. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

this game is an "Epic Fail"

Ahh Stuped Gayem

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Jun. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

this "game" is so hilariously stupdi i couldnt spel or grammar for a week aftre i watch

The Visitor: Massacre at Camp Happy

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Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 9

how come you need to grow into a beastly freak of nature to eat big animals but you can kill humans as a tiny worm? vulnerable humans. ;)

The Sandbox

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Jun. 10, 2011

Rating: 7

guys, stop saying this is ripped off the powder game. Theyre just the same type of game. This game is awesome, and it has lots of things that powder does not. plus, the powder is way to complicated and ward to understand, and you really cant make anything in it. this is really cool, congrats onimatrix.

Trollface Launch

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

GUYS! I figured out how to get the super upgrade! all you have to do is.... did you beleive me? Trolololololol

John Citizen

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Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 44

ah, this is THE game. It's got everything a game could need. Objective, destroy humanity, check. Appropriate difficulty curve and levels, check. Awesome guns 'n gadgets, check. Fitting graphics, check. Addicting gameplay and perfect controls, check, check, check. I can honestly say this game, which was one of the first games I ever played, contributed hugely to the fact thatI am now a gamer. I beleive i first saw this on MostFunGames (I didnt really like that site, you know), but when i picked up my mouse and keyboard and moved to kongregate, i didnt see it for a long time. Then, i noticed out of the corner of my eye, in those Red Letters that games are titled in, two inspiring words. John Citizen. And here I am again, playing this awesome 5-star game.

Developer response from Mcgrew

Thank you so much. This means a great deal to me!

You are a... The Sequel

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Jun. 07, 2011

Rating: -2

*walk up to girl* hey, ladies. Im the sweet boy the brutal boy destined to subdue all the heavens! no. Im hitler's sniper the raging asassin destined to eat all of russia? *tries desperately to be funny*.

You are a... The Sequel

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Jun. 07, 2011

Rating: -1

I am sweet christ the tragic ruler destined to wrestle with the government? dude, i already did that. sweet talking everyone into my tragic rule to overthrow the riman emporor

Chain of Fire

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Jun. 04, 2011

Rating: 4

"unprotected phone sex will lead to hearing aids" now you tell me....

The Trader of Stories

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Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

wheres the cauldron???? oh, and 5/5. normally i wouldnt care if i couldnt complete a game

Morbid - Chapter 1

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May. 27, 2011

Rating: 14

great game. you feel what the character feels. unsure, scared. i swear, i began to think like a dark ages guy. the art really helped set the mood. it had me so engulfed, i swear i spent the whole game trying to kill the creatures at the tree. 5/5

Text Adventure Creation Kit

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May. 20, 2011

Rating: 4

maybe you should add a map with a tree layout so we can see what leads to what and what we still need to add, etc.

The Kongregate Text Adventure

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May. 17, 2011

Rating: 4

CPU:You walk off to blow some steam. soon you find that you are lost. damn me:damn CPU: maybe your not smart enough to handle a text based adventure after all... me: maybe YOUR not smart enough to handle me CPU: I dont have any clue what your trying to say here. me: I rest my case CPu: maybe your not smart enough to handle a text based game after all... me: maybe YOUR not smart enough to handle me.....

Walkinator

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May. 15, 2011

Rating: 13

great game, but what if, through generations and generations, evolution could actually ADD connections/nodes?

The sexy green button: RESIST THE URGE 3

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May. 14, 2011

Rating: 2

lol i just clicked mute

You are a...

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Apr. 27, 2011

Rating: 0

large-breasted pinup doll who likes to corrupt women? yes thats very accurate...

You are a...

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

Handsome necropheliac who likes to sluuuuuuuuurp elephants? oh. thats so sweet. oh you mean HIM.

You are a...

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

im a grumpy bycycle who likes to fight with buffalo? howd you know?!

How Will You Die?

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 2

YES IVE DONE IT I GOT ONE THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE " you will die from a crazy sunburn caused by a flaming blow to the head"

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