1: I finally beat the game (felt like a big turd after pigging out at a buffet)
2: I hate that boss, especially his belly tattoo and booger picking.
3: I await the sequel and hope it's called My "Dear" Zombie.
4: This game is downright epic! Kick dat boss!
5: Stars!
So...Germans kill Mario creatures, shoot machine guns and crossbows backwards, play musical instruments, and use the sheer force of their heads to become rich, but they're still hated and/r joked about due to the Holocaust. What's with this world?
I wasn't able to play this. But I agree with hamuka to the max. F you, KIX. It's like selling a fake trophy to someone that they love, and stealing it back. Demons!
Oh. Em. Ah-Gee. That was epic!!! Woot!!! Srsly. I love: The Invincibility, The Funny Animations, How The Shift Key Throws An Axe, AND ESPECIALY THE END MUSIC!!! When I first beat the game, the end song made me
Maybe Press Refresh And Start Again!!!
5 thumbs up for Rope Burning!
I AM INSIGNIFICANT. A HUMAN NOT WITHOUT USELESS EMOTIONS. A HUMAN WITH...NO HANDS?
That game is scary. I mean ****ING CUT YOUR HANDS OFF AND ALL YOU'VE GOT LEFT IF YOUR ****ING PARADOXES SCARY. Creepy, horrible, scary, ****ING AWESOME!
How do I put this...I tried to beat the wood idol boss and I ended up biting off some of my hand's skin. Awesome game, but...you should make more early back-to-life items for when you beat the boss, but the minions kill your last guy. You know? Just...insanely frustrating. Other than that, awesome. Just...make sure someone more sensitive doesn't come along...then they'll spam curse words all over your comments.
-Zuki, Master Of GRAAAAAGH!!! GOD ****IT!!!s.
Walkthrough:
Immediately ask "May I Have Food?".
Notice the Astro Food label on the box.
Ask about Astro Food. This will get the computer to tell you.
You're on a spaceship hurling towards the sun.
You can choose...
"I will stay." and die with the computer...
Or "I will leave." and either die or be rescued.
Either way, you will most likely die.
DO NOT PLAY CHESS.
For a hint, say you want to play chess, then type "2".
This will tell you something about where you are.
DO NOT WATCH PICTURES OR LISTEN TO A STORY.
NO MATTER WHAT.
P.S, at the time I am writing this, the AGS does nothing except hint.
Review:
A wonderful, sad story about inevitable demise and a lonely computer trapped into a doomed ship, and you, a human who is lied to and convinced he is the last living man. All 58 mutated thumbs up.
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