These things are being ordered as, obviously, dog toys! And, sometimes, fishbowls. I mean, they OBVIOUSLY must be squeaky! and fairly soft! So they are dog toys! Dogs especially like the rabbit ones. :P
Player: Here comes my equipment! *truck full of napalm backs in* Man: What's that for? Player: It's my tools. *loads AK-47* Man: Err... Is that one of your "tools" too? Player: Yep. *Zeus gives player some lightning bolts* Man: What the hell?!? You cannot seriously use LIGHTNING to kill those termites, can you? Player: Sure I can. *airplane with nukes flies in* Man: OH MY *BLEEP* *faints* Player: Darn. He just missed seeing the bazookas come in. *car full of RPG-7s and bazookas drives in* Ah! Here they are now!
*5 HOURS LATER...*
*player stands amid flaming, bullet riddled rubble* Player: All done. *sees a roach* Die, cockroach! *drops nuke and shoots with lightning* There we *BOOOOOOOM* *man comes back from shopping* Man: Ok, I'm pretty sure I got everything. Let's go put it-- MY HOUSE!