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Star Claws	Dec. 01, 2011 Rating: 3 You can call me New York cuz I got Catskills.
Star Claws	Dec. 01, 2011 Rating: 3 Twas not I that killed the cat...twas curiosity!
Star Claws	Nov. 30, 2011 Rating: 2 "The military have invented...CAT LAUNCHERS!!!" I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.
3 Slices	Nov. 30, 2011 Rating: 2 I'm also enjoying the "fail :(" message and sound. Since it sounds like a phone ringing, there should be an automated-sounding message afterwards saying, "I'm sorry, the slices you attempted have failed. Please reevaluate and slice again."
Katwalk	Nov. 27, 2011 Rating: 7 Is this kitty related to nyan cat? I ask because of the flying.
Freeway Fury 2	Nov. 26, 2011 Rating: 3 Developers take note: this is how you make a sequel. Cool new elements (vehicles and scenery) and challenging objectives (beating each unique track and destroying the alien ship to save the world). 5/5
Flaming Zombooka 3 : Carnival	Nov. 26, 2011 Rating: 2 I don't always make it rain, but when I do, I make it rain elephants.
Flaming Zombooka 3 : Carnival	Nov. 19, 2011 Rating: 36 I dont always rescue people from zombies, but when I do, I do it by firing deadly projectiles at them. Developer response from turboNuke Of course you do, everyone knows that. edit \| delete
Coinbox Hero	Nov. 11, 2011 Rating: 4557 Dear European Union, There was a box in Germany with an endless supply of coins that could have ended the debt crisis. Unfortunately, I nuked it for an easy badge on Kongregate. My bad. Hugs and Kisses, Shorebuck
Epic War 5	Oct. 24, 2011 Rating: 8 Hey Viegraf, the comically oversized weapons shop called. They want their sword back.
DuckLife3: Evolution	Sep. 20, 2011 Rating: 6 I don't always climb cruise ships, but when I do, I do a flip once I get to the top.
Ninja Painter	Sep. 04, 2011 Rating: 10 you don't have to be a ninja to be a painter, but it helps
Great Dungeon in the Sky	Sep. 03, 2011 Rating: 7 not enough unlockable characters
Feed the King	Sep. 02, 2011 Rating: 7 can I be king after this one dies of complications from type II diabetes?
Granny Strikes Back	Aug. 24, 2011 Rating: 7 several things I learned from this game: snowman love hurts, harvesting carrots makes you shoot lazers...and DON'T #&@% WITH GRANNY!
Granny Strikes Back	Aug. 24, 2011 Rating: -6 my progress seems to have been lost. perhaps after the developer uploaded an update?
The Trader of Stories	Apr. 28, 2011 Rating: 20 Villager: I witnessed a series of crimes! Constable: Go on... Villager: A girl broke into a house outside of town. She abused a cat there & stole a few things so followed her. She then proceeded to steal things elsewhere in town &... Constable: [interrupts] What did she steal? Villager: Cat hair, a bell clapper, flint, a medallion, a str& of the drunkard's hair, an empty potion bottle, a pot &... Constable: [interrupts] Why would she steal those things? Villager: She stole some of them so that she could put a spell on the drunkard so that she could return him to his wife & get her Husk back &... Constable: [interrupts] Her what? Villager: Husk...it's like a giant turtle creature that she uses as a means of conveyance... Constable: -_- Villager: She also stole some of those things so that she could make a potion to raise a man from the dead... Constable: -_- Villager: I swear it's true! Constable: [incredulous tone] & why would she do that? Villager: For a story. Constable: facepalm
Hack Slash Crawl	Apr. 22, 2011 Rating: 2 I like how I bounce when I'm dropped onto a new floor :)
Fade	Apr. 17, 2011 Rating: 4 fast llama is fast
Liquid Measure 2	Mar. 10, 2011 Rating: 2 does anybody else feel the sudden urge to urinate?