Here's what I would like to be able to do:
1) Press and hold up to deploy parachute.
2) Press down while on the ground to slide.
3) Buy functional upgrades using loot.
A good game 4/5.
I am a jolly goddess who likes to ride Bill Cosby. And a zany insomniac who likes to write to Wile E. Coyote. And an itchy researcher who likes to cut werewolves. God this thing knows me well.
Obviously nobody read subsection iii of part V of the second edition of volume six of the codes of badminton, which clearly states that "Robots, toasters, pirates, and demons are prohibited from playing badminton."
The one thing I don't understand... Why am I letting workers work out when they're suppoed to be working? Eat yes, bathroom yes, but get out of the damn gym you slackers!
I never trusted those bunnies... So just in case I shot them with arrows and cannons, dropped bombs on them, froze them, and put spike traps in their paths.Of course, these are flying invulnerable bunnies so it didn't work.
Locked characters on this site. I hate it. Everyone else hates it (I mean look at the popular comments). Do you think this is helping your reputation here DJ hmm?
Do you think its encouraging me to favour kongregate over armor in the future? Even when I do get sponsored by kongregate, its community finds something to complain about. I'm just trying to make a living. Should I sacrifice my pay so that I can do a favour to users who whine anyway?
And where people hang their clothes in unreachable places !