I'm a massive graphics snob. I dislike textual cutscenes, and infinite level obscure upgrade paths. I abhor stats. DAMMIT, why the hell am I in love with this game?! xD
Ugh. Please, please, PLEASE take out the cow mechanic. It's annoying as crap that every time you lose a cow you have to buy it back. Makes sense, yes, but it's a pain in the ass... my OCD forces me to restart every time I lose more than 5 cows >:(