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Dec. 02, 2021
not sure if the game is bugged or not - how far do you have to get to ascend? i fought the warlock, got some gem, which i clicked to try to do something with, and it said it was destroyed. Now no warlock, no gem, no indication of whether you just keep grinding forever or what. I've bought not quite all the upgrades, but most
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Sorry for the late reply. After beating the warlock, talk to him and select the option to summon the Ascender. Upon beating the Ascender, you will have the option to go to the Crossworld anytime to ascend.
May. 21, 2021
Turns out that if you clear cookies, you lose all your progress; it's not saved anywhere. Too bad, I was kind of enjoying it.
Dec. 15, 2018
really love the game, but the lag is taking the fun out of it. Spend way too much time at "waiting for dungoneers.net" or "the dungeon master is pondering".
Sep. 03, 2018
hmm. tutorial mode just says 100% blue bar, "welcome to the Dinogen Arena Tutorial" and lets me run around in a couple of small rooms with a pistol and no ammo, and a couple of things that can be pushed around, and no goal or instructions.
May. 18, 2018
Was tempted to play this by the relatively high review score. I have no idea what the game is about, because I didn't have the patience to sit there staring at splash screen after splash screen, or credits, or single sentences in huge fonts for seconds at a time with no way to hurry it along. At one point I thought the game had started, but it turned out it was STILL doing credits.
Oct. 20, 2017
Game hangs for me on "loading (30 MB total)" screen, on IE.
Jun. 14, 2017
Kind of an enjoyable game. It's a shame about the bugs - a lot of times the monsters do completely incorrect damage and you can't even hit any of them even if they're so close to dead you can't even see a sliver of life and you have full health.
Mar. 26, 2017
Seemed like it might be cool, but only got as far as the second training scene where you learn to shoot, and got "Failed to load: audio/se/Damage4.ogg". That killed the game.
Nov. 24, 2016
Wow. I had so much fun playing the first burrito bison game. But this is so painful to play it's hard to believe there's any connection. When it's not freezing up it's lagging and stuttering so badly it makes me want to gouge out my eyes. And I don't know if it's a lot more non-intuitive than the first one or I just haven't had the patience to play it long enough to figure out how some of the features work.
Apr. 27, 2016
I think there is some sort of a dupe bug. I got an amulet which I couldn't seem to sell to the vendor (clicked vendor and the rectangle highlighted and stayed highlighted) but it wouldn't leave my inventory. It was labeled "cursed" so I thought that was the point - you can't get rid of it. Tried to auction it and that didn't work either, but then I noticed my auction had several copies of the item, one for each auction attempt. Logged out/in again, was gone from inventory, still in auction - canceled the auctions and vendored each copy.
Kind of a nice idea for a game. Needs some balancing. At this point nothing but off, def and maybe hp are really useful. Other than around level 5, I don't remember any fights going more than 2 rounds; most go 1. So a 3% chance of crit is basically meaningless, making cc and cd not very useful. Might also be nice to match against people roughly your level in PVP, rather than repeatedly obliterating people with 1/10 your power.
Dec. 18, 2015
Need to add a timer so you know how long to stare at the black boxes or non-running videos before closing them. It always says closed too soon.
Mar. 24, 2015
Does this game work at all, in any way whatever? Tried on two different browsers and it just sits in the loading screen. No messages (other than "sharpening swords" which would be cute if it worked, but otherwise is just annoying). If there's a server that needs to be contacted, say that. Or if it's just completely broken, do some better quality control. Even for a free game it's unacceptable.
Feb. 13, 2015
I would really like this game if it didn't constantly seem to lose my save files.
Jan. 27, 2015
I like this in principle, but I feel like the ticks are so coarse as to give unrealistic results. What I always seem to see are wild oscillations in temperature. Writing down the heat generated per tick for a number of successive ticks while letting it run in a stable state, I got heat values of 127, -124, 94, 538, -724, -341, 288, 0, -130, -60, 1.014k, -619, 794, 374, -322, -29, -1, 97... It's hard to believe this is actually realistic or intended.
Dec. 23, 2014
this would have been good except for the screwup with the order of the quests.
Jul. 24, 2013
Like the game so far. Once questions - when I replaced a minion that had a gem, with another minion, it said the first one was "placed in storage" and I didn't get the gem back. It also says "placed in storage" if you choose not to take a new minion. Is there a way to get minions out of storage? I can't find one.
Mar. 25, 2012
1981 called; they want their game back.
Jun. 16, 2011
I have no idea what "secureSWF" is, but no matter how many times I hit refresh, I get a black screen with "protected by secureSWF". I'm sure it would be pretty cool if it would run. Too bad it doesn't.
Oct. 02, 2010
Not sure if it got a lot harder all of a sudden, or if it's buggy. Went all the way through and got all achievements (except 10,000 bugs) last night, with all lighting canons. Had only 10 total HP. Got gold medals 4-5 times in a row on level 10, never once lost a fruit. This morning, raised my HP to 55 (since there was nothing else left to buy), and died (lost all 55 points) on level 10. So either something was way too easy yesterday, or way too hard today, or there's a bug. It was too easy the way it was though.
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