sjorford's Comments

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Vector Stunt	Apr. 22, 2016 Rating: 2 Playing this with Prince tunes today, obviously!
Jump Out! The Box	Sep. 03, 2015 Rating: 1 Yeah, f*** you for level 20.
Splitter Pals	Apr. 30, 2015 Rating: 4 Wow. Level 15 really brings out the humourless jerks.
Kill the Plumber	Apr. 23, 2015 Rating: 2 The first two worlds were fun, world 3 sucks gobstoppers
Bunny Invasion: Easter Special	Sep. 09, 2014 Rating: 8 I was playing Ether War with zero lag yesterday. So how come this game has a fit every time I fire a bullet?
Snail Bob 7: Fantasy Story	Aug. 10, 2014 Rating: 2 The lag is atrocious, and it's not that graphically intense a game. Why is it that some people can make games that run fine on older computers, and some people can't?
Enough Plumbers	Jul. 06, 2014 Rating: 3 Yet another game that has a lot going for it, but is spoilt by having to make pixel-perfect jumps throughout.
StrikeForce Kitty	Jul. 03, 2014 Rating: 227 In a game where all you can do is jump, the jump key has to be immediately responsive, and it isn't.
Racing Comrade!	Jun. 22, 2014 Rating: -3 Aagh! THomas Jefferson beat me on the line!
DuckLife 4	Mar. 14, 2014 Rating: 5 You know what? Life's too short to care about a couple of badges.
The Ice Temple	Dec. 23, 2013 Rating: 2 Very fiddly controls. So many levels require pixel-perfect jumps for no reason. Tiny changes in level design would make this fun.
Utopian Mining	Dec. 12, 2013 Rating: 2 So my first job....is to give somebody some money? I must say, this game is lacking in economic realism.
Dibbles: For The Greater Good	Nov. 28, 2013 Rating: -6 Appaling design decisions throughout. This could have been a great game, but it instead it was just a pain in the behind.
Zilch	Aug. 11, 2013 Rating: 0 Oh, three twos how I hate you!