Slothrop's Comments

Oct. 24, 2017

Rating: -11

this is like Adventure Communist but about capitalism

Oct. 23, 2017

Rating: 3

way to get Bring Me The Moon that actually works: put both guy and girl on seagull, wait for moon to go up then come down small, put guy and girl on boat, give them moon

Oct. 22, 2017

Rating: -22

Pepe? This some sort of altright game?

Sep. 25, 2017

Rating: 2

the original

Sep. 18, 2017

Rating: 0

make that everywhere

Sep. 18, 2017

Rating: 1

you gotta change the color of the text in the market. it's barely readable

Sep. 10, 2017

Rating: 6

This is the only game I can think of where you're required to shoot someone's dick off.

Sep. 09, 2017

Rating: 1

Innovative old school flavor. Five stars!

Sep. 07, 2017

Rating: 2

classic game

Sep. 04, 2017

Rating: -1

when you're dying a dozen times on literally every single jump, it's the game that's at fault

Sep. 04, 2017

Rating: -8

was 2011 so desperate for games that they loved this so much?

Aug. 24, 2017

Rating: 14

I love starting a new idler

Aug. 08, 2017

Rating: 1

why isn't Wonderwall the theme music?

Jul. 28, 2017

Rating: 1

THE GIANT JUMPS BACK IN

Jul. 28, 2017

Rating: 11

fivestarred for the wacky hard reset method

Jul. 28, 2017

Rating: -1

the greatest falsehood retailed by this amusement is the notion that the friendzone is a stage on the path to a deep relationship. it is not. the friendzone is the graveyard of losers.

Jul. 26, 2017

Rating: 0

offline progress seems dead

Jul. 22, 2017

Rating: 1

I still miss the original graphics

Jul. 18, 2017

Rating: 9

I wish I could fivestar this twice

Jul. 10, 2017

Rating: 16

so this is what they were playing in the distant age of 2008...fascinatingly primitive